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歡迎回來 Okay, welcome back.
我是阿蒂·戴克 佛雷斯諾灰熊隊的主播 This is Artie Decker, De Voice of the Fresno Grizzlies...
今天的比賽相當精彩 and we've got a good one, my friends.
九局上即將開始 Top of the ninth here at Chukchansi Park,
在楚克昌希公園球場這美妙的夜晚 and a beautiful night.
我們可以感到秋天腳步的臨近 We can actually feel that fall is finally on its way.
家長指引
今晚涼爽而干燥 大概能有40來度 It's a rather crisp 107 degrees, but dry.
現場來了一萬五千名汗流浹背的觀眾 We've got 15,000 sweaty and
被油條填得身寬體胖的他們 bloated people all pumped up on Churros...
也前來為主隊加油 rooting on our Fresno Grizzlies.
布拉德 我之所以愛解說職棒小聯盟 And Brad, this is why I love announcing Minor League Baseball...
就是因為這些什么河貓隊 because I get to say names like "River Cats..."
或者庫卡蒙加牧場地震隊之類的名字 or the "Rancho Cucamonga Quakes."
我永遠不用去念那些無趣的名字 I don't have to ever say boring names
像老虎隊 紅襪隊 小熊隊什么的 like "Tigers," Or "Red Sox," Or "Cubs."
言歸正傳 比賽出現短暫停 Okay, we got a little break in the action...
球手們聚集在投球區開個小會 as they're having a little meeting on the mound.
阿蒂 知道現在該干嘛了嗎 Artie, do you know what time it is?
當然 阿蒂激吻秀現在傾情上演 I sure do, Brad. It's time for Artie's Kiss Cam!
謝謝 格溫 Thank you, Gwen.
看看今晚這個球場里 Let's see what kind of young lovers
來了哪些年輕小情侶 we got at the ballpark tonight.
這邊兒已經親上了 All right, there's a kiss.
好吧 這種親吻的方式 Well, you know one thing when you see
一般就是已婚的標志 a kiss like that, they're married.
等等 有現場求婚的啦 Wait, wait, we've got a proposal.
嫁給我好嗎 克拉拉 愛你的內特 "Will you marry me, Clara? Love, Nate."
這就是我們的男主角 他真是賺到啦 There's our young Romeo now. And whoa! He has scored!
布拉德 那就是你們年輕人講的辣妹吧 Brad, that is what you young people would call a "Hottie."
小甜甜到手了 現在要送戒指了 He's got Britney Spears and he's about to give her the ring...
他往那邊轉了過去 and he goes the other way!
真是不忍直視啊 I can't believe what I am seeing...
我想她一定很有內涵 我的媽呀 and I'm sure she's got a great "Personality," But, oh my.
杰瑞·加西亞不是已經死了嗎 I thought Jerry Garcia was dead.
著名爆炸頭男星
他怎么又還陽回來結婚了 What's he doing in the stands marrying him?
在楚克昌希公園球場 Here at Chukchansi Park,
愛情是盲目的 很明顯內特也一樣 love is blind, and apparently so is Nate.
好了 我們回到比賽 All right, let's get back to the action
小會開完了 as the meeting breaks up on the mound.
目前情況是一三壘有人 兩人出局 Here's the situation. First and third, two outs.
球投出來 And here's the pitch.
揮棒落空 迪亞茲沖向三壘 Swing and a miss. Diaz fires down to third.
三壘觸殺 They've picked him off third!
-出局 -比賽結束 - You're out! - Ballgame over!
邁爾斯肯定要被呵斥一通了 I'll tell you, Myers is getting an earful...
就像我媽總講的 人傻沒法治 and as my mom used to say, "There's no cure for dumb."
格溫 咱們贏了 Gwen! We won.
本賽季最后一場比賽就此落幕 And that closes out the last game of the season.
灰熊隊擊敗薩克拉門托河貓隊 The Grizzlies take the Sacramento River Cats...
比分三比一 by a score of three to one.
稍后將進行精彩回顧 We'll be right back with a happy recap.
真沒勁 就這么結束了 That is a bad way to end a game.
阿蒂 我是說戴克先生 Artie. Mr. Decker.
感謝你與我一同度過這么精彩的賽季 I want to say thank you for what has been an awesome semester.
我從你身上學到了很多 這是送給你的 I mean, you taught me a lot, and... I got you this.
這是什么 布拉德 What did you do, Brad?
這里有你提過的所有名嘴的錄音 It's got all the famous calls you told me about.
斯庫里 紅巴伯 斯庫里 羅司·霍奇斯 Harwell, "Red" Barber, Scully, Russ Hodges.
皆為著名體育播音員
禮物太棒了 布拉德 非常感謝 You know, that's really great, Brad. Thank you so much.
正如偉大的尤吉·貝拉所說 Well, as the great Yogi Berra once said,
美國著名棒球運動員
比賽結束前都不算結束 "It ain't over till it's over."
佛雷斯諾灰熊的這個賽季已經結束 Well, this Fresno Grizzlies season is over.
我是阿蒂·戴克 佛雷斯諾灰熊隊主播 I'm Artie Decker, De Voice of the Fresno Grizzlies.
我代表布拉德·佐利克 So, on behalf of Brad Zolick
以及風琴師格溫·福斯特說一聲 and the late Gwen Foster on the organ...
感謝收聽 晚安 愛麗絲 熄燈吧 good night everybody, thanks for listening and lights out, Alice.
我愛死這工作了 I love this job.
我被解雇了嗎 I'm fired?
抱歉 阿蒂 我正在進行改革 I'm sorry, Artie. I'm changing everything.
新隊徽 新隊服 新音樂 New logos, new uniforms, new music.
老東西都要扔進歷史的垃圾堆了 All the deadwood is floating to the sawmill.
我是歷史的垃圾嗎 I'm deadwood?
你太老套了 總是追憶過去或者講故事 You're old school. You reminisce and you tell stories.
我們的贊助商不是助聽器廠商 All our sponsors are for hearing aids,
就是生產自動床或者電動車的 beds that go up and down, and scooters.
還不是那種很酷的車 是給老頭子騎的 Not the cool kind, the sad kind.
我們需要跟得上潮流的人 We need someone who's wired in.
什么潮流 To what?
比如臉書 Facebook.
-你有幾個好友 -一個都沒有 - How many friends do you have? - I don't have any friends.
-留過言嗎 -沒有 - Have you made any posts? - No.
-最近更新的狀態是什么 -什么 - What was your last update? - My what?
-你戳過誰嗎 -我從來不戳人的 - Have you poked anybody? - I haven't poked anybody!
表示打招呼
-有人戳過你嗎 -也沒有 - Has anybody poked you? - No.
阿蒂 就算你真的上網 The thing is Artie, even if you were connected...
我也不想被你戳 I don't know that I'd want to be poked by you.
-你裝過多少應用 -我沒有應用 - How many apps do you have? - I don't have any apps.
-一個應用也沒有嗎 -沒有 - You don't have any apps? -No.
-大家都有的啊 -我就沒有 - Everyone has apps. - I don't have an app.
-你玩憤怒的小鳥嗎 -什么玩意兒 - Do you play Angry Birds? - Angry Birds?
你最喜歡哪只小鳥 Who's your favorite Angry Bird?
我沒有什么喜歡的鳥 I don't have a favorite Angry Bird!
大家都有的啊 Everyone has a favorite Angry Bird.
我就沒有 I don't have a favorite Angry Bird!
那說說微博標簽 Hashtag.
你最近一次發話題是什么時候 When was the last time you hashtagged?
你瘋了嗎 你在胡說八道什么呢 Are you out of your mind? What the heck are you talking about?
我們的播音員必須有微博 We need announcers that tweet.
我有圍脖 你要啥顏色的都行 I'll tweet. I'll make whatever noise you want.
抱歉 阿蒂 我意已決 Sorry, Artie, my mind's made up.
大家感受脂肪的燃燒吧 Feel the burn, everyone.
一 二 三 四 And one, two, three, four.
好啦 好啦 Okay, okay.
戴安 感覺如何 How are we doing, Diane?
坐骨神經疼啊 Oh, my sciatica.
另一根兒也疼 My other sciatica.
還有十分鐘就吃點心啦 姐們兒們 Ten minutes to cheesecake, ladies.
就這樣 很好 There we go. Good job.
你好啊 阿蒂 Hi, Artie.
美女們好 Hi, ladies.
我聽了比賽最后那段 Caught the end of the game.
人傻沒法治 真逗 "No cure for dumb." Funny.
-是嘛 -逗死了 - Yeah. - Funny.
別摔了啊 Don't fall, hon.
沒問題 I got it.
好啦 大家要全身心投入哦 All right, everybody, pull your core in.
我沒有什么身心 I don't have a core.
練練腹肌 Work those abs.
阿蒂 塞翁失馬焉知非福 You know, Artie, this could turn out to be a good thing.
咱們有更多時間相處了 It could give us more "Us" Time.
相處是指戴著船長帽陪你去逛超市嗎 You mean me wearing a captain's hat following you around Costco?
不想退休嗎 那好 You don't want to retire? Fine.
以前有人請你去弗雷斯諾州教播音 You were offered a job teaching broadcasting at Fresno State.
你可以去教年輕人 You could teach young people.
是可以 但是為什么要教他們呢 I could, but why should they know what I know?
培養新人嘛 Ever the nurturer.
我不想教別人 我想自己干 我還有夢想 I don't want to teach, I want to do. I still have the dream.
為巨人隊播音嗎 The Giants?
是啊 這份工作我追求了整整35年 Yeah, the Giants. I've been chasing this job for 35 years.
你放棄了自己的夢想 可以 You give up your dream, you give up.
但是我不會 I'm not quitting.
我的心理年齡比實際小10歲 I feel 10 years younger than I am,
而我看上去比心理年齡還要小10歲 and I look 10 years younger than that.
所以我才38歲你就讓我退休了 So basically, you're asking a 38-year-old to retire.
你才38嗎 去把房子刷了 You're 38? Paint the house.
阿蒂 在我心里你是世上最好的播音員 Artie, to me, you're the best announcer in the whole world.
巨人隊應該讓你去播音 You should be broadcasting for the Giants.
但是這么多年過去了 親愛的 But after all these years, honey...
我覺得他們壓根沒打算讓你去 something tells me they don't have you on speed dial.
-會好起來的 -我很遺憾 - It'll be okay. - I'm sorry.
智能生活系統啟動 R-life awake.
車庫運轉 汽車充電 Garage activated. Vehicle charging.
太陽能板激活 Solar panels activated.
早安 哈珀 特納和巴克 Good morning, Harper, Turner and Barker.
華夫餅好了 Waffles ready.
咖啡好了 Coffee ready.
該吃早飯了 Time for breakfast.
可是 媽媽 But-but, Mom.
寶貝 等一下 Honey, hold on one second.
我可以三小時后把那個交給你 Well, I can have that up for you in about three hours.
一小時 我就是這個意思 Yeah, one hour, that's what I meant.
當然 沒問題 Sure, I can hold on.
該死 Stupid!
-怎么了寶貝 -拉錯了個音 - What's the matter, honey? - I missed a note.
來吃早飯吧 下次就好了 Come and have breakfast. You're going to get it.
只是偶然事件 You know that you always do.
我在聽呢 Yeah, I'm right here.
對 什么時候呢 Right. And when would that be?
時間也太緊了 開玩笑呢吧 That's so soon. You got to be kidding me.
爸爸 爸爸 Dad! Dad.
我吃臘腸 麥圈是特納的 I'm the soysages, Turner gets the Wheatie-O's.
好的 親愛的 你來幫下這里 Okay. Hey, babe, can you take over here?
-我打電話呢 -我打電話呢 - I'm on a call. -I'm on a call.
謝謝啦 Thank you.
可...可是 媽...媽媽 But...but M...Mom!
其...其他小孩都...都看 Th-The other k-kids are gonna w-watch them.
寶貝 你不會喜歡《電鋸驚魂》的 Honey, I don't think you'd really enjoy the Saw movies.
還記得看《阿凡達》的時候嗎 Remember when we went to see Avatar...
最后兩個小時 and you spent the last two hours
你的腦袋都塞在我包里 with your head inside my purse?
我...我是在找...找口香糖 I-I-I was l-looking for the gum.
我在聽 I'm right here.
糟糕 我的電腦死機了 I can't believe it. My computer just crashed.
回頭打給你 I'll have to call you right back.
巴克 我們能聊聊你今天的服裝搭配嗎 Barker, can we discuss some of the many other possibilities...
能不能至少穿條褲子呀 for today's wardrobe, including some involving pants?
親愛的 能到外面來下嗎 我有話跟你說 Honey, can I talk to you outside for a second?
好啊 我閑得很呢 Sure. I have nothing but time.
爸爸 我...我能看《電鋸驚魂》嗎 D-Dad? C-Can I watch the Saw movies?
當然 Sure.
等下 那片子太少兒不宜了 Wait. That's way inappropriate.
什么事啊 What's up?
感覺真好 像個小約會 That was nice. Like a little mini date.
這一年夠受的吧 Crazy year, right?
所有這一切 I mean, the whole thing.
包括因為我工作的原因搬來亞特蘭大 Moving to Atlanta for my job.
是呀 是挺艱難的 Yeah, it's had its challenges.
剛才是我老板的電話 Well, guess what. That was my boss on the phone...
智能生活系統被提名為 and the R-life has been nominated
年度最佳產品 for "Best New Product of the Year."
太棒啦 That's fantastic!
是吧 下周他們來接咱倆過去 I know! They're flying us both next week.
整整五天的講座 社交 二人世界 Five days of lectures and networking and love.
可周六哈珀要試演呢 Oh. Saturday is Harper's audition.
沒錯 不過是在晚上 Yeah, but it's at night.
咱們早點回來 能趕上的 We'll fly back early. We'll make it.
特納得去上語言矯正課 Also, Turner has speech therapy.
我還要給哈珀買試演的衣服 I have to buy Harper a dress for the audition.
咱們還得帶孩子們去聽交響樂呢 We're supposed to take the kids to the symphony...
咱們自從有巴克后還沒度過假呢 Honey, we haven't had a vacation since Barker was born.
都五年了 That's five years.
現在是咱們幾個月來說話最多的一次 This conversation is the longest we've been alone in months.
很好 我去給我父母打電話讓他們過來 So, great. I'll call my parents, they'll fly down.
他們會很樂意幫咱們帶孩子的 They'll be happy to watch the kids while we're gone.
去坐游輪了 什么游輪 A cruise. What cruise?
咱們給他倆40年結婚紀念的禮物 The one that we bought them for their 40th anniversary.
我說過買運動服就好了 I said just get them matching tracksuits.
再想想別的辦法吧 好嗎 Look, we'll figure something out, okay?
要不給你父母打個電話吧 Well, we could always call your parents.
你是認真的啊 Oh, you're serious.
是啊 他們都整整一年沒見過孩子了 Yeah. They haven't seen the kids in what, a year?
十個月 不到一年 Ten months is not quite a year.
打給他們 Call them.
-他們不來 -問都不問嗎 - They're not coming. - Don't you need to talk to them first?
他們肯定會說來不了 You know that they're just going to say that they can't make it.
啥情況 What? What?
-怎么了 -癢癢 - What? - The itch.
不是吧 你的"爹媽疹"又犯了嗎 You're kidding. You're getting your "Artie and Diane Rash"?
你忘了他們多不喜歡咱們帶孩子的方式嗎 Have you forgotten how they disapprove of the way that we parent?
我爸啥也聽不進去 My father doesn't listen.
我媽就是個暴脾氣 My mother, she's a tornado with lipstick.
愛麗絲 這個假期很重要 Alice, we need this vacation.
知道嗎 And as you know...
猜猜誰會陪你去希爾頓黑德島 who's going to be with you in the Hilton Head?
奈杰爾 Nigel?
沒錯 That's right.
你聽過我唱的那首新歌嗎 In fact, have you heard me new song?
我會愛著你 直到警察來 I'm gonna love you till the police come
都聽你的 奈杰爾 Anything for you, Nigel.
卡爾把我的枕頭沖到馬桶里了 Carl flushed my pillow down the toilet.
馬桶溢水 浴室洪水泛濫 Toilet overflowing. Bathroom flooded.
好吧 我給爸媽打電話 Okay, I'll call my parents.
阿蒂 接電話 Artie, pick up the phone!
你干嘛呢 What are you doing?
聽不見你說啥 電話在響呢 I can't hear you, the phone's ringing.
-你好 -你好爸爸 - Hello? - Hi, Dad.
-愛麗絲 最近怎樣 -媽在嗎 - Alice, how are you? - Is Mom around?
在 等下我叫她 Yeah, hold on, I'll get her.
你姑娘 Your daughter.
開免提 Put her on speakerphone.
別告訴她我失業了 Don't tell her I was fired.
-真笨 -我知道怎么弄 - Oh, my. - I got it.
-按等候接聽 -我懂 - Put her on hold. - I know.
-按等候接聽 -我正在按 - Put her on hold. - I'm trying.
-按等候接聽 -不會了 - Put her on hold. - I can't.
-按等候接聽 -別催我 - Put her on hold. - You're making me tense.
快按等候接聽 Now, put her on hold.
我正在按呢 It's right there.
我生氣了啊 I'm gonna start a fire, here.
愛麗絲 最近好嗎 Hi, Alice, what's going on?
是這樣的 Well, now that you ask...
菲爾下周要出差 我倆要一起去 Phil has to go away next week and I'd really like to go with him.
孩子沒人帶 And we need someone to watch the kids,
不知道你們愿意幫我們嗎 so I was wondering, would you want to?
不 不要 No. No.
太愿意了 We'd love to!
我在做飯呢 Listen, I'm cooking dinner.
回頭打給你細聊啊 I'll call you back in a little bit for the details.
她同意了 She said yes.
你同意了 You said yes.
阿蒂 咱們有日子沒見孫子孫女了 Artie, we practically never see our grandchildren.
咱也沒去過他們的新家 We've never seen their new house.
他們也沒來過咱這兒 They've never been to Fresno.
我剛被解雇 還在療傷呢 I just got fired. I'm licking my wounds.
我會幫你療傷的 去吧 I'll lick them. Come on!
他們需要人幫著帶孩子 They need someone to take care of the kids.
那個房子不就會自動帶嗎 Can't the house do it?
咱們就一個獨生女 We have one child.
她那三個小孩就是 These three kids are the
咱們僅有的三個外孫了 only grandchildren we're ever going to have.
我跟那些孩子合不來 他們討厭我 I'm awkward around those kids. I don't think they like me.
親愛的 他們只是沒見過你幾次 Honey, they don't see you enough.
他們需要更了解你才能討厭你 They have to know you better before they don't like you.
我是說真的 都是愛麗絲遺傳的 No, but it's a real thing, Di. And it all comes from Alice.
上次最小的那個孩子 Like the last time, the little one left the house...
套著腳蹼和浴袍就出門了 wearing flippers and a bathrobe.
我就開了個小玩笑說 So I made a little joke.
這孩子想變正常是沒戲了 I said, "This one, any hope for normal?"
然后他們就用眼神殺死了我 And I got this withering gaze.
就像你現在這樣 Like you're giving me now.
首先呢 Well, first of all...
也許你應該記住最小的那個叫什么名字 it might be a good thing if you learned "The little one's" Name.
他叫巴克 It's Barker.
小戴 Di.
我現在很脆弱 Listen to me, I'm fragile right now.
我需要份工作 I need a job.
而不是愛麗絲的責備 我不去 I don't need Alice's disapproval. I'm not going.
-你必須去 -我就這意思 - You're going. - That's what I meant.
她帶孩子的方法就像一大把... Her whole way of raising her kids is a giant...
啐在咱們臉上 ...in our face.
她們這代人有自己的辦法 It's her generation. It's just their way.
你找什么呢 兄弟 Hey, what are you looking for, sailor?
要是還沒找到 就說明那兒沒有 If you haven't found it yet, it's not there.
我可以提示你一下 I'll help you out.
前列腺檢查時 醫生會要求咳嗽
-快點兒 -他還沒摸夠呢 - Come on! - He's not done groping.
她當年就不能嫁個不那么像我的人嗎 And could she have found anyone less like me to marry?
你對菲爾怎么這么大意見 他很不錯的 What's your problem with Phil? He's such a sweet guy.
他是挺好 還用乳汁養育了孩子呢 He is sweet. I think he breastfed the kids.
歡迎來到96年奧運會舉辦地佐治亞州
真倒霉 下雨了 Perfect, it's raining.
陣雨而已 20分鐘就停了 Scattered showers, honey. It'll be over in 20 minutes.
這是個兇兆 It's an omen.
-什么兇兆 -厄運即將來臨 - What's it an omen of? - Impending doom.
-我有個建議 -什么 - I have a great idea. - What's that?
閉嘴 Shut up!
我考慮考慮 I'll think about it.
-知道照顧孫子輩的意義嗎 -是什么 - You know what grandparenting is? - What?
第二次機會 A second chance.
聽著不錯 That's pretty good.
-你知道愛麗絲怎么說嗎 -怎么說 - And you know what Alice told me? - What?
孩子們知道我們要來都樂瘋了 The kids are over-the-moon excited about our coming.
為什么是他們 Why them?
因為他們是你們的外公外婆 他們很愛你們 Because they're your grandparents and they love you.
那...那我們必須得穿這衣服嗎 D...Do we have to wear these?
這可是外婆親手做的 她以為你們很喜歡 Well, Grandma made them. And she thinks you like them.
為什么她覺得我們會喜歡 Why would she think that?
因為我告訴她你們很喜歡 Because I told her that you did.
放心吧 沒事的 我保證 Look, it's going to be okay. I promise you.
他們很有趣的 You know, they're very funny.
外公很會講笑話 Grandpa tells lots of jokes...
不過你們都聽不懂 that you won't get.
總之 笑就對了 So just laugh.
只管笑 我保證一個星期很順利地就過去了 Just laugh and I promise you we'll get through this week.
記住 媽媽很愛你們 Remember, Mama loves you very much.
他們到了 They're here!
不 Oh, no.
這所房子真不錯 This is a McStadium.
謝謝你們能來 Hey, thanks for coming.
你好 菲爾 Hello, Phil.
天啊 他們居然穿著我做的衣服 Oh, my goodness! They're wearing their shirts.
我都說了 他們很喜歡的 I told you, they love those shirts!
讓我親一下 Give me a kiss.
我好激動 I'm so excited.
她絕對會比她的外婆漂亮 This one's gonna be prettier than her grandma.
-她叫哈珀 -我知道 - Harper. - I know.
小提琴練得怎么樣了 還在學小提琴嗎 How's the fiddle coming? Still fiddling?
小伙子們 你們還單身嗎 Hello, boys, still single?
媽媽 你還帶了生活用品嗎 Mom, you brought groceries?
你懂得 You know Dad.
你爸爸就害怕這里沒有飯給他吃 He just wanted to make sure you had food here for him.
好吧 還帶了衛生紙 Okay, and toilet paper?
我用慣了的牌子 蘆薈牌 Well, I know what I like. Aloe.
那是給我們的嗎 Are those for us?
當然是給你們的 Those are definitely for you!
每人一個 Yep. One for each of you.
你的 這是你的 Here you go. And for you.
超級水槍 太棒了 S-Super Squirters! Awesome!
你給他們買槍了 You bought them guns.
是啊 Yeah.
爸爸 我們不玩槍的 Dad. We don't do guns.
如果你們覺得水槍已經很好了 看看這個 Hey, if you think that's something, wait until you see this.
這是阿蒂經典玩偶 This is classic Artie.
阿蒂·戴克版搖頭玩偶 Artie Decker bobbleheads.
送給你們 看看 Here you go. Look at this, huh?
你們該說什么呢 What do you say?
好詭異 讓它別搖了 That's creepy. Make it stop!
謝謝外公 Thank you, Grandpa.
謝...謝謝外...外公 Th-Thank you, G-Grandpa.
各位 既然我們就要一起相處了 Hey, you know what? Since we're all gonna be pals now...
你們就別叫我外公了 叫我阿蒂怎么樣 instead of calling me "Grandpa," Why don't you call me "Artie"?
外婆和阿蒂 說的好像你是我男朋友一樣 So it's "Grandma and Artie" Now? What are you, my boyfriend?
不 我們上次把所有的稱呼經歷了一遍 No, listen. We went through all those names last time.
我不想再被叫做么么 帕帕 或是波波 I don't want to be "Mup-Mup," Or "Bup-Bup," Or "Boop-Boop."
那都是寵物的名字 Those are puppet names.
我一直叫阿蒂 你們也請叫我阿蒂 My name is Artie. Always been Artie. Call me Artie.
叫你阿屁行嗎 Can I call you "Farty"?
那不是名字 笨蛋 That's not a name, dope.
你貶低我一次 得夸獎我三次才能抵消 Hey, that was a put-down. You owe me three put-ups.
我喜歡你的鞋子 襯衣 還有頭發 I like your shoes. I like your shirt. I like your hair.
我們進去吧 Let's go inside.
你們必須得換衣服 You guys all have to change because
因為我們要出去吃飯 走吧 we're going out for dinner. Come on.
拿行李 阿屁 Get the bags, Farty.
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愛麗絲 你家的房子真漂亮 Alice, this is a beautiful house.
謝謝 Thank you.
-這還只是雛形 -雛形 - It's a prototype. - Prototype?
歡迎回來 愛麗絲 菲爾 Welcome, Alice and Phil and
哈珀 特納 巴克和 Harper and Turner and Barker and...
兩位不明客人 two unidentified guests.
這還真是不嚇人 But that's not strange.
這是智能生活系統 It's the R-life.
那是菲爾的發明 也是他一直以來工作的中心 It's Phil's invention. It's what he's worked on all this time.
這就是這個全自動 聲控標準智能房屋的 This is the brain center to this fully automated...
指揮中心 voice-activated, prototype smart house.
我現在就把你們兩個加入系統中 And I'm just going to enter you two into the system right now.
好的 All right.
掃描我吧 Beam me up.
你們每人都會有這樣一部便攜版 You all get these portables...
如果有什么問題的話 and if there are any problems,
特納對整個系統非常了解 Turner understands the whole system.
特納嗎 Turner does?
如果特納了解的話 我肯定就不行了 Well, if Turner can do it, I certainly can't.
愛麗絲 這里真是太漂亮了 Alice, this is so beautiful.
工作怎么樣 爸爸 這個賽季戰況如何 How's work, Dad? How's your season?
很好 這個賽季很不錯 Very good. Yeah, we had a good season.
很多孩子也都不錯 Yeah, a lot of good kids.
其實 你爸爸每次廣播結束還是會說 You know, your dad still signs off every broadcast,
愛麗絲 熄燈了 "Lights out, Alice."
-真的嗎 -是的 - Really? - Yeah.
愛麗絲小的時候 See, when Alice was a little girl,
我很少有機會哄她睡覺 I wasn't home a lot to put her to bed...
因此我都會在廣播中說 so on the radio I would say...
熄燈了 愛麗絲 之類的話 "Lights out, Alice," And it sort of stuck, you know?
那真是不錯 Wow, that's really nice.
是啊 Yeah.
我原來也覺得不錯 I thought so.
這是什么 What's this?
一些照片 It's some photos.
孩子的爺爺奶奶看起來真開心 Pipi and Papi look great.
你們在這兒 Here you are.
是啊 Oh, yeah.
這張照片是我拍的 I took that picture!
那天真是美好的一天 That was a great day, yeah.
阿屁尿褲子了 Farty wet his pants!
巴克 室內說話小聲點 Barker, indoor voice.
阿屁尿褲子了 阿屁尿褲子了 Farty wet his pants! Farty wet his pants!
都是水槍惹的禍 Guns.
太燙了 你要干什么 燙死我了 That's so hot! What are you doing? It's too hot!
那你自己來 Here, do it yourself.
又怎么了 What's the matter?
-你意識到我們的處境了嗎 -什么處境 - Do you realize what we are? - What?
我們只是他們的外公外婆 We're the "Other" Grandparents.
我們也不能同時兼做爺爺奶奶啊 We can't be all four.
嚴肅點 I'm serious.
他們對自己的爺爺奶奶 They have their real grandparents
充滿愛戴 還把他們的照片擺到桌子上 that they love and put up on the mantle...
再看看我們 and then there's us.
把那些照片擺出來的是誰呢 And who's putting those pictures on the mantle?
是我們的女兒 她根本沒有站在我們這邊 Our daughter. She is not sticking up for us.
我覺得孩子們甚至不知道我的工作是什么 I don't think the kids even know what I do.
或者我曾經的工作是什么 Or did.
聽著 阿蒂 我知道你被辭了 Look, Artie, I know you're upset
心情很沮喪 about getting kicked in your career...
但我們要集中精神 伙計 but we need to focus, buddy.
我要讓外孫們喜歡我 Our grandchildren are going to love me.
-那我怎么辦 -與我無關 - What about me? - That's your problem.
歡迎光臨 Welcome!
- 你好嗎 - 你好嗎
有新朋友來 你們好 New people. Hello.
這是我的父母 他們這周會照看孩子們 These are my parents. They're going to watch the kids this week.
歡迎來到康虎餐廳 Welcome to Healthy Tiger.
品嘗泛亞洲健康美食 All healthy Pan Asian food.
什么健康美食 What's that?
無味精 多粗糧 少放鹽 No MSG, no gluten, no sodium.
就是健康美食 Just healthy food.
我已經開始流口水了 I'm drooling already.
泛亞洲 就像我一樣 Pan Asian, just like me!
我母親是日本人 父親是中國人 My mother's Japanese, my father's Chinese...
我的孩子們都是韓國籍 上希伯來走讀學校 my kids are Korean and they go to Hebrew day school.
歐耶 Oy vey!
走吧 Come on. Yeah!
中國美食就是這樣被糟踐了的 How do you ruin Chinese food?
這里好像多了一把椅子 We seem to have an empty chair.
不不 那是留給卡爾的 No, no, that chair is for Carl.
-卡爾是誰 -是巴克的朋友 - Who's Carl? - Barker's friend.
是嗎 他什么時候來 How nice. When's he coming?
他就坐在那兒啊 He's already here.
嗨 卡爾 你看起來很帥 Hi, Carl. You look great.
你剪頭發了嗎 Did you get a haircut?
告訴他吧 Tell him.
卡爾是巴克幻想的朋友 Carl is Barker's imaginary friend.
他是一只袋鼠 He's a kangaroo.
也許我們應該去澳大利亞內陸吃飯 Maybe we should have eaten at the Outback.
孩子們 洗手去 Kids, go wash your hands.
走吧 卡爾 Come on, Carl.
拜拜 阿屁 Bye, Farty.
他現在正處在挑戰底線的成長階段 He's in a real "Testing the boundaries" Phase.
而且 他還有點不開竅 Plus, he's also a little constipated.
雙關語 又指便秘
這個我最擅長了 Now, you're talking my language.
我有辦法讓他改變 I have some stuff that will blow his mind.
他們甚至用這炸通了英法海底隧道 They used it to blast out the Chunnel.
感謝你 亞瑟王 Thank you, Lord Arthur.
你們有什么特別需要我們注意的嗎 Now, do you have any special instructions for us?
比如 孩子們都喜歡做什么 喜歡吃什么 Like, what the kids like to do, what they like to eat.
有的 媽媽 謝謝提醒 Yes, Mom, great. Thank you.
首先 他們不能吃糖 First of all, they don't eat any sugar.
連凱菲的甜品都不能吃嗎 No Carvel?
凱菲 美國冰淇淋蛋糕品牌
這真是我聽到的最悲慘的事了 That's the saddest thing I've ever heard in my life.
我們曾經試著讓他們吃一點糖 We have tried to introduce just a little bit of sugar...
不過他們就像脫軌的火車 管都管不住 and it was like going off the rails of the crazy train.
天哪 Oh, my gosh!
還有一件事我想跟你們商量一下 And there's another subject I'd like to discuss.
說吧 Sure, anything.
你說話的方式 Your language.
他不會罵人的 如果他敢我就打折他的胳膊 He won't curse. I'll break his freaking arm.
很好 不過我說的不是這個 That's great, but that's not what I meant.
你看 我們跟孩子交流是有獨特的方式的 You see, there's a way that we talk to our kids.
比如 當你想說不行的時候 For instance, where you would say "No"...
我們會說 考慮一下后果 we would say, "Consider the consequences."
當你說不要做某件事情的時候 Or where you would say, "Don't"...
我們會說 也許你應該試試這么做 we would say, "Maybe you should try this."
或者當你說 Or where you would say...
別哭哭啼啼的了 聽得我頭疼 "Quit your whining, you're giving me a headache"...
我們會說 好好說話 we would say, "Use your words."
這種說話方式孩子們會覺得 You see, that way, the child feels
他們是重要的 有價值的 that he has value, he has worth.
覺得他們的想法得到了傾聽 He is heard.
這確實是一種方法 It's a way.
點菜吧 Let's order.
好的 Great.
畫的很不錯 但如果你畫在劃線區域內 That's very good, but if you stay
看起來會更好 inside the lines, it looks better.
看看我畫的 看到了嗎 Here, look at mine, see?
爸爸 我們其實不太關心劃線區域的問題 Dad, we don't really worry about lines.
寶貝 你怎么想的就怎么畫 Honey, draw whatever your imagination tells you.
那這些線存在還有什么意義 如果只是 But what's the point of having lines if you're just going to...?
阿蒂 Artie.
畫的真漂亮 真是太漂亮了 That's beautiful. That's absolutely beautiful.
畫的真前衛 It's very avant-garde.
-就像畢加索 -沒錯 - Picasso. - Exactly.
你怎么沒吃完飯 You didn't finish your dinner.
中國食物最美妙之處就是 You know the great thing about Chinese...
我是說 泛亞洲食物最美妙之處在于 I mean, Pan Asian food, is that
如果你攪拌到一起吃 就會 if you mush it all up it's...
怎么了 What happened?
-你剛做了什么 -我不知道 - What did you do? - I don't know.
他不喜歡別人動他的食物 He doesn't like his food to touch.
我不知道 我再給你分開 I didn't know! Look, I'm un-smushing.
有很多泛亞洲食物是不用攪拌到一起吃的 There's so much un-smushed Pan Asian.
-怎么辦 -好好說話 巴克 - What? - Use your words, Barker.
好好說話 Use your words.
阿屁毀了我的飯 壞阿屁 Farty ruined my food! Evil Farty.
壞阿屁 你都做了些什么 Evil Farty, what have you done?
媽媽 爸爸 Mama! Dada!
你們別走 Don't go!
我得走了 I have to go.
別走 Don't go!
你能不能 我正試著讓他放手呢 Would you...? I'm trying to let go!
別去 Don't go!
別...別走 D...Don't go!
放手 Just let go.
他勁兒太大了 He's just so strong.
放手 寶貝 放手 Let go, baby. Let go, baby.
-上車 -我也想 - Just get in the car. - I am trying.
巴克 寶貝 Barker, honey, just...
-上車 -我愛你 - Get in the car. - I love you.
我正在往車上走呢 I'm trying to get in the car!
上車 Get in the car.
拜拜 Bye.
不要走 No!
開車 Drive.
拜拜 親愛的 Bye, honeybun.
拜拜 拜拜 Goodbye, goodbye.
寶貝 停下 Honey, stop!
拜拜 Bye.
快走 Go.
我很快就會回來的 I'll be home really soon.
不 No!
可是巴克氣喘吁吁的 請停車 Barker's hyperventilating. Stop the car, please.
別停 走 Go, go, go!
說說你認為最壞的情況 Give me your worst, worst case scenario.
所有人都死了 Everybody dies.
那只要有人沒死情況就沒那么糟 Then anything short of that will be a happy surprise.
繼續 Onward.
-這次是真走了 -不 - Really go now. - No!
老天爺啊 Good heavens.
該吃早飯了 走吧 還得上學呢 Time for breakfast. Come on, we got to get to school.
好的 開始狂歡吧 Okay. Let's get this party started!
這段時間會非常棒 非常愉快的 It's going to be great! It's going to be awesome!
我們會很開心 We are going to have so much fun.
這將是你們人生中最快樂的一周 This is going to be the best week of your life!
-對嗎 阿蒂 -當然 里吉斯 - Right, Artie? - Sure thing, Regis.
那我們走吧 快走 走吧 走 Okay. Here we go. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
天啊 Oh, my gosh.
現在就開始了對吧 This is it, right?
沒錯 我們等著瞧吧 Yeah. I'll see you on the other side.
這些好了 These are done.
熱鍋 抱歉 Hot skillet! Sorry.
好了 這是你的香腸 All right. Here are your sausages.
是豆制腸 Soysages.
豆制腸 你是布朗克斯來的嗎 Soysages? What are you, from the Bronx?
布朗克斯 紐約最窮的街區
媽媽有沒有給我留無蛋雞蛋沙拉作午餐 Did Mom leave my eggless egg salad for lunch?
無蛋雞蛋沙拉 那長得什么樣 Eggless egg salad? How would I recognize it?
吐司烤制完成 The toast is ready.
我們還得準備午餐 Di, we have to make lunch!
我知道 就在料理臺上 做三明治吧 I know. It's on the counter. Make the sandwiches.
好的 我的華夫餅 我的華夫餅 All right. My waffles, my waffles!
我來接 I got it.
5秒規則 拿到了 Five second rule. Got it.
五秒規則 若食物掉在地上五秒內被拾起 則該食物可以安全地食用
麥...麥片里別倒太...太多杏仁乳 N...Not too much almond milk in the c...cereal.
會泡的太...太軟 It g-gets too wet.
這么多行嗎 Is this the right amount?
那就快點吃 Well, eat fast.
好了 這是你的 Okay. Here you go.
你得把莓子切開 You have to cut up the berries...
雜糧華夫餅的每個小洞里面放一塊 and put one piece in each hole in the multigrain waffle.
這個我就可以碰了嗎 This food can touch?
無蛋雞蛋沙拉來了 Eggless egg salad coming up.
好了 放生菜 鋪上生菜 Okay, put the lettuce, hit it with the lettuce.
沒關系 他們不會知道的 It's fine, they will never know.
不要面包皮 不要面包皮 No crust, no crust.
這還有三明治嗎 看看你這做的是什么 Now there's no sandwich. Look what you made.
我喜歡 卡爾也喜歡 對吧 卡爾 I like them, Carl likes them. Right, Carl?
你的想法我很尊重 另一個是什么詞來著 And your opinion has value. And, what's the other one?
很有價值 Worth.
但從我的經驗來看 穿高跟鞋可不容易 But I know from experience that wearing heels can be tricky.
尤其是課間休息的時候 Especially during recess.
你和卡爾穿運動鞋不是更舒服嗎 Wouldn't you and Carl both be more comfortable in sneakers?
不要 No.
怎么了 我們要遲到了 Hey, what's going on? We are going to be late.
天橋風云啊 It's Project Runway.
一個關于時裝設計的美國真人秀節目
我試著用愛麗絲教的方法解決 可是沒用 I tried handling it like Alice said, but it's not working.
那你去照顧車里那兩個 我來對付這個 All right, get the other two in the car, I'll handle this.
阿蒂 Artie.
沒關系 我試試 It's okay. Let me try.
把高跟鞋脫了 我給你一美元 Take off those shoes and I'll give you a dollar.
-五美元 -兩塊五 - Five. - Two-fifty.
成交 Deal.
就輸入"去學校"就好了 Just punch in "Go to school."
這還不如你直接給我指路簡單 Why is this easier than you just telling me how to get there?
我聽到了 I heard that.
他在這里面嗎 Is he in there?
這是爸爸的錄音 It's Dad, and it's a recording.
只是一個家庭小玩笑而已 It's just a little family joke.
確實挺有趣的 因為玩笑都很好笑 Yeah, it's interesting because, usually, jokes are funny.
但我們為什么要浪費時間笑呢 But hey, why kill time laughing?
好了 可以出發了 Okay, here you go.
謝謝 該怎么做 Thank you. What?
-開啟車庫 -開啟車庫 - "Go garage." - Go garage.
大聲喊 Say it with force.
-開啟車庫 -開啟車庫 - Go garage. - Go garage.
歡迎回家 愛麗絲 Welcome back, Alice.
媽媽 Mommy!
愛麗絲 發生什么事了 菲爾呢 Alice, what happened? Where's Phil?
他去機場了 He's on his way to the airport.
我一會去跟他匯合 I'm going to meet him in a few hours.
今晚8點的飛機 There's an 8:00 flight tonight.
可是 But...
一個客戶打來電話 One of my clients called.
要求我立刻更新他們的網站 They need me to update their website immediately.
不能等你回來再做嗎 Can't it wait until you get back?
不能 是娛樂體育節目電視網 No, it's ESPN. There's a crisis with the X Games.
你為體育電視網工作嗎 You work for ESPN?
是的 我是他們的網站設計師 Yeah, I'm one of their web designers.
寶貝 坐到后面去 Honey, get in the backseat.
真的嗎 我都不知道 Really? I didn't know that.
不錯 娛樂體育節目電視網 真的嗎 It's interesting. ESPN. Really?
布魯克里弗私立中學
不錯的學校 Nice school.
你為娛樂體育節目電視網工作多久了 How long have you been working for ESPN?
有五年了 About five years.
是嗎 Really?
特納 Turner...
今天放學后 阿蒂會去接你 Artie is going to pick you up after school...
帶你去上語言治療課程 and take you to speech therapy today.
你...你要去...去哪里 Wh...Wh...Where are you...you going to be?
外婆和我要去給哈珀買裙子 Grandma and I are going to buy Harper a dress.
真棒 Great.
祝你們過得愉快 Have a good day, you two.
再見 See you later.
真不敢相信 我竟然要遲到了 I can't believe I'm going to get a tardy.
六次遲到就算一次缺勤 Six tardies are an absent.
你遲到了幾次 How many does this make?
就這一次 One.
你不覺得她有點小題大做了嗎 Does she seem a little tightly wound?
你知道的 她有完美主義綜合癥 You know, she has HAS. High Achievement Syndrome.
你沒有想想辦法嗎 Did you make that up?
有啊 Yes.
快點 我不能遲到 Hurry up, I can't get a tardy.
她是有點過分緊張了 我們正在想辦法 I know she's a little tightly wound. But we're working on it.
你們最好在她爆發之前想出辦法來 Work on it soon before she explodes.
小...小心看路 特...特納 W...W...Watch where you're going, Tu...Tu...Tu...Turner.
對...對...對不起 S...S...Sorry.
你看到了嗎 Hey, did you see that?
爸爸 不要 Dad, no. No.
特納的治療師說 Turner's therapist says that
他必須自己解決與同伴之間的沖突 he has to work out peer conflicts on his own.
他還有治療師 He has a therapist?
以前就有 現在換了一個 吉米博士 He had one, and now he has a new one, Dr. Jimmy.
她也是個小孩嗎 Also a kid?
不是 No.
又是電視網 我得去有無線網的地方 ESPN again. I need to get to a Wi-Fi.
也許這里可以 Maybe I can use the one here.
去吧 我去送巴克上學 Go ahead, I'll get Barker to school.
你能行嗎 Are you sure?
當然能 有什么問題嗎 Sure. What's the problem?
好吧 Okay.
我有智能生活呢 Got the R-life.
記得來接我 不要把我一個人扔在這兒 But then pick me up here. Don't leave me stranded.
我扔下過你嗎 Have I ever left you stranded?
小時候就有四次了 Four times when I was a kid.
你記性可真好 I love how you remember everything.
好了 巴克 下車吧 Okay, Barker, hop out.
不行 我解不開安全帶 I can't. I'm still buckled in.
卡爾 快幫他解開 Carl, unbuckle him.
他去看醫生了 Hello? He's at a doctor's appointment.
我傻了 好吧 Stupid me. Okay.
小子 這比你外婆的胸罩還難解 Boy, this is harder than one of your grandma's bras.
我要遲到了 I'm going to be late.
我試試 I'm tr...
沒壞 滿意了吧 你的喇叭沒壞 It works, okay? Your horn works.
用你這種方法 解開以后就別想再用了 I won't need this by the time you're done.
給你 快去吧 Here you go. Here.
小心點 他是跑步運動員 Careful, he's a runner.
拜拜 阿屁 Bye, Farty.
稍等一下 One second.
-你好 艾詩 -你好 科迪 - Hey, Ash. - Hey, Cody.
收到我的電子請柬了嗎 Did you get my Evite?
收到了 我會去的 Yep, I'm coming.
太棒了 Cool.
-這是我朋友 哈珀 -這是科迪 - This is my friend, Harper. - This is Cody.
這周五晚上我有一場生日宴會 I'm having this birthday thing Friday night.
現場還會有DJ There's going to be a DJ,
而且我父母保證不會來添亂 and my parents promised not to be ridiculously lame.
是啊 父母總喜歡添亂 Right. Parents.
如果你愿意來參加 就再好不過了 So, if you want to swing by, that would be pretty cool.
我去不了 I can't.
我第二天有事 I got this thing the next day.
-她還有事 -我也有事 - She has a thing. - I got a thing.
-好吧 -那很好 - Okay. - That's cool.
對啊 超級棒 Yeah. No, it's super cool.
好吧 如果你改變主意了 就 Well, if you change your mind, just, you know...
好的 我會的 Yeah. Totally, I'll...
太好了 Cool.
拜拜 Bye.
別鬧了 Stop it.
微波爐已啟動 Microwave on.
垃圾處理系統已啟動 Garbage disposal on.
吸塵器已啟動 Vacuum cleaner on.
天哪 求你了 我只是想洗碗而已 Oh, please, just let me do the dishes.
歡迎回家 阿蒂·戴克 Welcome back, Artie Decker.
瞧瞧這個早晨 What a morning.
現在是早上九點 我想來一杯馬提尼 It's 9 AM, I need a martini.
告訴我 Tell me something.
你相信那個故事嗎 Did you believe that story?
完全不信 什么故事 Absolutely not. What story?
愛麗絲工作上的突發事件 Alice's work emergency.
你覺得她在撒謊 You think she was lying?
她為什么不去了希爾頓黑德島再做呢 Why couldn't that work have been done at Hilton Head?
她不放心孩子們和我們在一起 It's like she doesn't trust us with her kids.
她以為我們就像傻瓜一樣 Like she thinks we're idiots.
對了 她去哪兒了 By the way, where is she?
你跑哪兒去了 Where have you been?
知道了 I know.
哈珀 當我像你這么大的時候 You know, Harper, when I was your age...
放學后是我一天中最開心的時候了 this was my favorite time of the day, right after school.
為什么 你都做些什么 Why, what did you do?
我們去我朋友海蒂家 We used to go to my friend Heidi's house...
穿她媽媽的衣服 大聲放音樂 抽煙 put on her mother's clothes, blast music and smoke.
媽媽 Mom!
不抽煙 不抽煙 Don't smoke. Don't smoke.
桃樹語言學校
露露 太棒了 Oh, Lulu, that was so great.
寶貝 你已經開始掌控全場 Honey, you're really starting to take control...
大家都被你吸引住了 and literally holding the reins.
好了 特納 Okay, Turner...
你也想表演個節目嗎 Would you like to share?
好樣的 特納 Good work, Turner.
真了不起 Awesome.
做得好 露露 下周見 Super job, Lulu. See you next week?
謝謝 Thank you.
真是太了不起了 That was really awesome.
你一定是特納的外公吧 I take it you're Turner's grandfather.
我叫阿蒂·戴克 I'm Artie Decker.
我叫卡桑德拉 Cassandra.
你似乎對我們的療法 You seem to be having some trouble
頗有微詞 是嗎 embracing our program, am I right?
好吧 我先聲明 Well, let me say first,
在這方面 我也是專業的 that I have professional experience in this area.
太棒了 您在哪里拿到的學位 Oh, wonderful. Where did you receive your degree?
我沒有學位 Oh, no degree. No.
我的工作是現場直播 我是棒球播音員 I speak for a living. I'm a baseball announcer.
這和耶魯大學語言治療博士不太一樣吧 Little different than a PhD in speech therapy from Yale. Right?
對 是不一樣 Right. Yeah.
這確實是個問題 That's a point well taken.
可我在這里看了近一個小時 But on the other hand, I sat here for almost an hour...
孩子們什么都做了 唯獨不曾開口 and I saw these kids do everything but speak.
難道您是要培養他們表演啞劇嗎 So, are you training them to be mimes?
很多啞劇都被傳往了國外 Because a lot of those jobs are being shipped overseas.
我正走著 可是刮起了風 "I'm walking, but there's wind,
可是沒有風啊 是吧 "But there's no wind." You know?
好吧 我在使用的是霍頓療法 Okay. I am employing the Houghton method.
這些孩子的壓力太大 以致不能開口 Now these kids, they're under too much pressure to speak...
所以在這里 我們不要求他們開口說話 so we make it very clear that in here, they need not say a word.
他們現在正處在活動階段 They're currently in a movement phase.
對 我看到了 Yeah, I saw that.
他們確實在活動 除了動嘴 They're moving everything but their lips.
他一直戴著耳機 And he wears these ear buds all the time.
那是干什么用的 What's that about?
他在聽那些他說不出來的詞 He is listening to the words that he has trouble with...
當他習慣之后 他就能復述出這些詞了 and then when he's comfortable, he can repeat them.
這對他很有幫助 And it's helping him a lot.
你怎么知道有用 How can you tell?
聽著 我有一年沒見這個孩子了 Listen, I haven't seen the kid in a year...
可我并沒有看到他有什么進步 and frankly, I don't see any improvement at all.
現在我看到的是 我的小外孫 What I see is my grandson
變成了從鹽湖城飛來的38號航班 is now Flight 38 from Salt Lake.
特納 Hey, Turner!
卡桑德拉正和我說你呢 你做得很棒 Cassandra's just telling me how great you're doing.
她說你有很大的進步 太好了 She sees so much improvement. It's great.
有時候我就是管不住自己的嘴 對不起 Sometimes I shouldn't move my lips. I'm sorry.
不錯 That's not bad.
不錯什么 她看起來像個12歲的小寡婦 "Not bad"? She looks like a 12-year-old widow.
-是嗎 -是的 - I do? - You do.
但這很適合表演古典音樂節目 But that's perfect for a classical music program.
這件怎么樣 Well, what about this?
這件最適合那些有可愛小翹臀的女孩了 This is perfect for someone with a cute little hiney.
我喜歡這件 I love it.
媽媽 她是去音樂會 不是去接見軍隊的 Mom, it's for a concert, not to meet the fleet.
那是試演會 所有的試演會都一樣 Hey, it's an audition, and all auditions are alike.
吸引他們的注意 "Get their attention!"
你賣的不是牛排 而是烤牛排的香味 You sell the sizzle, not the steak.
美國諺語
我就是這樣得到氣象播音員的工作的 That's how I got all those weather girl jobs.
您是專業的氣象學家嗎 So, are you a trained meteorologist?
專業的 Trained?
寶貝 我只有一件緊身裙和一根指示棒 Oh, honey, I had a tight dress and a pointer.
我常常唱著歌播報天氣 I used to sing my forecasts.
事實上 你媽媽有時候 As a matter of fact, sometimes your mom
也上電視和我一起唱 used to sing them with me on TV.
上電視 媽媽 你從來沒和我說過 TV. Mom, you never even told me that!
我說過 I mentioned it.
還記得冬日之歌嗎 那是最棒的一首 Remember our winter song? That was our best one.
不 我不記得了 No, I don't remember that one.
你肯定記得 Sure you do.
我們唱過無數次了 We sang it 1,000 times.
我愛你 來吧 不會有人看的 I love you. Come on, please. No one's watching.
我是為你唱的 Only for you.
準備好了嗎 Ready?
冬日寒風凜冽 請您穿上大衣 Button up your overcoat in the wintry breeze
氣溫只有九度 好好照顧自己 Take good care of yourself 'cause it's nine degrees!
唱得好 媽媽 Good job, Mom.
轉個圈 Do the spin.
我再也不要來布盧明代爾百貨公司了 Okay. I'll never shop at Bloomingdale's again.
孩子 你還記得 Aw! You still got it, kiddo.
真棒 That was great. Ah!
好了 現在 All right, now...
試試這件 我等不及看你穿上它了 you've got to try this on. I'm dying to see this on you.
-好吧 -好 - Okay. - Okay.
媽媽 她不能穿著晚禮服去面試 Mom. She cannot wear a cocktail dress to the audition.
你能不能聽一聽我說話 I'd like to feel that you're listening to me.
對不起 寶貝 你說什么 Oh, I'm sorry, honey. Did you say something?
沒什么 No, no.
快看這件 這件絕對火辣 Look at this. This is a hot little number.
不是給她選的 我自己穿的 Oh, not for her. For me.
音樂 起 Cue the band.
你在做什么 Hey. What are you doing?
守門 Guarding the door.
我能進去嗎 Can I go in?
今天不行 Not today, sir.
他哭了嗎 Is he crying?
他沒哭 他只是在扮苦臉 He doesn't cry, he makes the face.
我不是故意惹他傷心的 I didn't mean to upset him.
你應該穿上你的撤退鞋 You should've used your exit shoes.
我的什么 My what?
撤退鞋 不發出紅色聲音就能離開 Exit shoes, to walk away and not use a red voice.
那紅色聲音又是什么 And a red voice is...?
抓狂的聲音 永遠不要用這種聲音說話 Super-mad sounding. You shouldn't use it. Never.
所以你要有一個超級工具箱 That's why you have a cool toolbox.
用來保存你冷靜時的藍色聲音 It's where you keep your cool blue voice,
你的撤退鞋 以及修復尺 your exit shoes and your repair squares.
這些詞你是從哪兒學的 Where did you learn all this?
幼兒園 Preschool.
你是說 現在的孩子都像你這樣嗎 You mean, there are more kids like you?
我認命了 好了 我要進去了 I'm doomed. All right, I'm going in there.
我有什么好處 What's in it for me?
謝謝 Thank you.
真是個小資本家 The little capitalist.
你好啊 Hi, there.
好了 All right,
我要從我的超級工具箱里取出修復尺 so I am taking a repair square out of my cool toolbox...
并用藍色的聲音向你鄭重道歉 對不起 to say in my blue voice, that I am sorry.
現在我們和好了 對嗎 So, are we good now?
不 No.
-我給你五美元好嗎 -不要 - Would you like five dollars? - No.
一件新的男士34號內衣怎么樣 An unopened package of men's size 34 underwear?
不要 No.
那我應該怎么補償你呢 Is there anything I can do to make this right?
好...好吧 有...有一件事 W-Well, th-there is one thing.
這個電影竟然有六部嗎 They made six of these?
這個就是阿蒂的好主意 Now, this is Artie's idea of fun.
看啊 Ooh! Look at that.
冰激凌竟然能做成蛋糕呢 Who knew ice cream could be a cake?
好吧 咱們商量一下 Yeah. All right, now here's the deal.
就一小塊 Just little pieces...
不要告訴你媽媽我們看電影的事 and you don't tell Mommy about the movie...
也不要讓她知道蛋糕的事 and I don't tell her about the cake.
我們和好了 對嗎 Okay? All right? Deal? Friends again?
好了 擊掌 成交 High five! All right.
新消息 來自體育電視網的緊急郵件 Incoming message. Urgent e-mail from "E-spen."
娛樂體育電視網
極限運動播音員試鏡
娛樂體育電視網 Espn...
帕姆·羅森 Pam Rosen.
你們沒問題吧 You guys okay?
我馬上回來 I will be right back.
請幫我接帕姆·羅森女士 Ms. Pam Rosen, please.
我的名字叫卡爾·R·萊夫 My name is Cal R. Life.
對 寫作萊夫特 特不發音 Yeah. L-Y-P-H-E-T. The "T" Is silent.
多好的一天 就像提前過生日一樣 What a great day. It's like a birthday that came early.
確實是不錯的一天 It was a great day.
我來播報未來一周的天氣 And my forecast for the rest of the week...
晴天 晴天 晴天 Sunny, sunny, sunny.
到你了 赫伯 Back to you, Herb.
你爸爸打來的 我馬上就來 Oh, it's your dad, I'll be right in.
今天是你的幸運日 羅森小姐 Today is your lucky day, Ms. Rosen.
鯰魚自己跳進了你的煎鍋里 The catfish just jumped right into your frying pan.
阿蒂·戴克 灰熊隊的主播來了 Yeah, Artie Decker, "De Voice" is in town.
他聽說過你們的極限運動 他愿意來試鏡 He heard about your X Games and he would love to audition.
我剛到家 兩分鐘后開視頻好嗎 I'm just walking in. Video chat me in 2 minutes, okay?
阿蒂 我們回來了 你們玩得開心嗎 Hi, Artie, we're back! Did you have fun with the boys?
看這里 我們得打電話叫應急管理局了 Look at this place! We're going to have to call FEMA!
蛋糕 Cake.
-阿蒂去哪了 -他走了 - Where's Artie? - He left!
他走了 He left?
如果讓你媽媽看見 If your mother sees this...
發生什么事了 What's going on?
你們做了些什么 What did you do?
我也是剛回來 I just got here!
你給他們買蛋糕了 You gave them cake?
我只給了他們一小塊 I gave them slivers.
為什么 為什么 阿蒂 Why? Why, Artie?
因為他在語言課上惹特納傷心了 Because he upset Turner at Speech Class.
-什么 -沒什么 - What? - It was nothing.
我只是提了個小問題 I just asked a question.
為什么沒有人講話呢 僅此而已 "Why is nobody speaking?" That's all.
你好啊 寶貝 Hello, love!
我已經迫不及待見到你了 小寶貝 I can't wait for you to get here, my little rabbit.
噓 不要 天哪 Shh! Not now! Oh, my.
他竟然有紋身 Did he have a tattoo? Hmm?
哈珀 Harper?
媽媽 你騙我 Mom! You lied to me!
酸奶和冰激凌根本不一樣 Yogurt is not like ice cream!
停 親愛的 No, honey.
寶貝 Baby?
-我的最愛 -哈珀 - My favorite! - Harper!
這真是完美的詮釋了你們的教育方法 This perfectly sums up your entire approach to parenting.
我們有過什么方法嗎 We had an approach?
我也不知道 I don't know.
阿蒂和特納希望繼續觀賞《電鋸驚魂》嗎 Would Artie and Turner like to continue watching Saw?
你一定是搞錯了 You must be mistaken.
《電鋸驚魂》是限制級電影 Saw, Rated R for strong
包含大量的暴力場面 裸體內容和臟話 graphic violence, nudity and language.
不 No.
為什么他喂蛋糕給他們吃 Why did he give them cake?
因為他為所欲為 媽媽還維護他 Because he does what he wants and she defends him!
孩子們現在在哪 Where are the kids now?
我讓他們去跑步機上跑跑 冷靜一下 Oh, I put them on the treadmill until they calm down.
我就說我父母處理不了這些事 I told you my parents couldn't handle this.
可能只是萬事開頭難 Maybe it's just a case of first-day, worst-day.
你最好抓緊時間 就要趕不上飛機了 Hey. You better hurry up. You're going to miss your flight.
親愛的 我覺得我今天不能去了 Honey, I don't think that I should go today.
也許我應該明早再走 Maybe I should go tomorrow morning.
好吧 好 Okay. Yeah.
我們還能有四天時間在一起 We'll still have four days together.
好 Okay.
你身上沾著蛋糕也看起來棒極了 You look good in cake.
你到底是怎么了 What in the world is wrong with you?
我是怎么說的 What did I say?
我是怎么跟你說的 What did I say to you?
好好跟我講 不要吼 Just talk to me. Don't yell.
我說 阿蒂 這是我們的第二次機會 I said, "Artie, this is a second chance for us."
我說 阿蒂 好好表現 I said, "Artie, please behave."
我說 阿蒂 我真的很希望那些孩子能愛我們 I said, "Artie, I really want those kids to love us!"
不然就是你連昨天的事情都記不清了嗎 Or can't you remember all the way back to yesterday?
好吧 那就是我的表現 Okay, that's what I did.
蛋糕在他們嘴里的時候他們都愛死我了 When the cake went in their mouths they loved me!
沒錯 不過現在 Yeah, and now
愛麗絲都不想讓我們和孩子們單獨相處了 Alice doesn't want to leave us alone with them.
她根本不信任我們 She doesn't trust us!
她是這么說的嗎 She said that?
跟菲爾打電話的時候說的 On the phone to Phil.
我在她房門偷聽的時候不小心聽到的 I accidentally overheard her when I was listening at the door.
她覺得我們就是一對蠢貨 She thinks we're a pair of knuckleheads.
尤其是你 Especially you!
棒球比賽采用九局制 九局有效比賽中得分高的一隊勝出
第九局已經快打完了 阿蒂 It's the bottom of the ninth, Artie.
我們就快要輸了 We're going to lose the game.
振奮起來 Shape up.
非常精彩 Wonderful.
太棒了 Bravo.
哈珀 你拉得太棒了 Harper, that was wonderful!
我糟透了 I stunk.
你絕對沒有 You most certainly did not!
她是不是表現得很棒 Wasn't she wonderful?
沒 No.
要參加面試的話 你現在這樣還不行 This will not be good enough for your audition!
你得多加練習 You must practice more!
我女兒表現不佳的時候 我就會冷落她 When my daughter underperforms, I shun her.
這個孩子也一樣 This girl should be shunned!
練習 練習 練習 Practice, practice, practice!
不得了了 Gee whiz.
她是007電影最后一部里的那個壞蛋吧 Wasn't she the villain in the last James Bond movie?
小甜心 不要聽她的 Sweetie, don't listen to her.
以前在阿馬里洛 那時阿蒂還在那做解說 You know back in Amarillo, when Artie was announcing there...
我去參加當地的女天氣播音員的試鏡 I got this audition to be the local weather girl.
我當時好緊張 Well, I was so uptight.
阿蒂在試鏡前一晚帶我出去 Artie took me out the night before
我們喝得爛醉如泥 and we both got bombed!
第二天我就得到那個職位了 And the next day I got the job.
所以你是說我應該去喝酒嗎 So, you're saying I should drink?
不 不 不 我不是那個意思 No, no, no. I'm not saying that.
我是說 也許你應該放松一下 I am saying that perhaps you could relax.
你可以跟你的朋友們出去玩玩 You could go out with your friends.
周五晚上你可以去開心地玩玩 明白嗎 You could have some fun Friday night. You know?
周五 我被邀請去一個 Friday, I was invited to a...
不 No.
不行 不行 No, no, no!
只剩三天了 我得練習 我得 I have three more days! I have to practice! I have to...
我得抓緊每分每秒練習 I have to practice every second!
施維爾博士 Doctor Schveer?
怎么 Yes?
可能我們一開始就不太順利 Perhaps we got off on the wrong foot.
但是我想讓你知道 But I would like to let you know that...
如果你再那么跟我外孫女講話 if you ever speak to my granddaughter like that again...
我就會讓你 there will be nothing left of you,
除了一頭紅毛和俄國口音以外什么都不剩 but some red hair and an accent!
我說得夠清楚嗎 同志 Is that clear, comrade?
總有一天 ?? ????????.
謝謝 錢給你 Thank you. Here you go.
致癌物 Carcinogens.
這第一個還只夠墊墊肚子 Oh, the first one just laid a base.
做得真地道 我的確是在棒球場 This is the real thing. I'm at the ballpark.
他喜歡棒球 是吧 He likes baseball, huh?
沒錯 他喜歡的東西很多 Yeah, he likes lots of things.
他喜歡體育 喜歡科學 喜歡電影 He likes sports. He likes science, he likes movies.
他喜歡蛋糕 He likes cake.
遺傳 Touche.
他的本性都被口吃給掩埋了 He's just hidden behind that... stutter.
孩子們總有辦法解決這些事的 Well, you know, kids have a way of working these things out.
不 他們沒有辦法 爸 No, they don't, Dad.
所以才有監獄 That's why there's prison.
好了 孩子們 來加油 All right, guys, bring it in!
給自己加油 都把手搭上來 Bring it in! Get all those hands in there.
來吧 Come on.
大家一起數到三 一 二 三 Everybody on three. One, two, three...
大家開心玩 Let's have fun!
我看到這個真是太激動了 I am so excited about this.
開始吧 Let's play!
他是投手 He's pitching!
對 Yeah.
他的手臂很有力 He has a good arm.
有其母必有其子 Like Mom, like son.
對 沒錯 Yeah, right.
不 你以前手臂很靈活 No, you had a hose.
后來到青春期就完全完全變得很女人了 But then you hit puberty and you got all girlie on me.
爸 很抱歉我有青春期 Well, gee, Dad, I'm so sorry that I hit puberty.
我當時真的很為你驕傲 I was so proud of you back then.
你是那里唯一的女孩子 You were usually the only girl out there.
你曾經跟那些臭小子們勇敢地對抗 You used to stand up to those stinky boys.
你還記得那個暑假嗎 Do you remember that
你在解說席幫我忙 summer when you worked for me in the booth...
記錄得分跟統計數據 keeping score and doing stats?
你可愛得不得了 You were so cute, sitting there
坐在那摩挲著手里的小鉛筆 scrunched over your little pencil.
你沒看見那個球朝你飛過去了是不是 You never saw that ball coming, did you?
你可以喊球飛過來了警告我的 You could have yelled "Incoming."
我當時正在播音 我不想引起騷動 I was on the air. I didn't want to start a panic.
你真的很喜歡那個工作 You do love that job.
對 對 Yeah. Yeah.
沒錯 Yeah, I do.
擊球員上壘 Batter up!
就是那個壞小孩 Ah! This is that bully kid.
對 叫艾文 Yeah, Ivan.
我期待著看見特納把他三振出局 I would so like to see Turner strike him out.
好球 Strike!
一好球 他真的很棒 他真的很會打 Strike one! Hey, he is really good. He's really good.
好啊 特納 Way to go, Turner!
站在投手丘上的是特納·西蒙斯 Turner Simmons on the mound...
一位乘竹筏逃亡的有前途的年輕古巴球員 a young Cuban prospect who escaped on a raft.
他面沖著艾文 He's facing Ivan, a miserable child
那是個誰都憎恨討厭的可憐孩子 who is loathed and despised by everyone.
爸 Dad!
揮空了 兩個好球 Swing and a miss! Strike two!
只要再投出一個好球 One more strike and it's back
就能讓那個牛蛙回球員席坐著去了 to the dugout for this eight-year-old bullfrog.
爸 Dad...
球員年鑒上說艾文非常可能要受罰 The yearbook said Ivan is "Most likely to do time."
西蒙斯看著他 Simmons looks at him.
他否決了那個戰術 He shakes it off.
他就要投了 Here's the pitch.
三個好球 你出局了 Strike three! You're out of there!
熄燈了 愛麗絲 Lights out, Alice!
做得好 特納 好樣的 Way to go, Turner! Way to look!
藍衣服 藍衣服裁判 剛剛那是三振 Blue, Blue! That's three strikes!
一 二 三 擊球手出局 One, two, three! Out of there!
暫停 Time!
沒事 It's okay!
這是我父親 他是新來的 This is my dad and he's new here!
好吧 這里沒有出局這個說法 Oh, okay. There are no outs in this game.
沒有出局嗎 怎么可能呢 No outs? How is that possible?
他們一直打到上壘為止 They hit until they get on base.
-真的嗎 -真的 - Seriously? - Seriously.
爸 我們還是坐下看吧 Dad, why don't we just sit down?
好吧 All right.
但是你得知道這種事真的太蠢了 But you know that's kind of stupid!
你想想那首歌 Because if you just think of the song...
因為一個 兩個 三個好球 在傳統比賽中 'Cause it's one, two, three strikes, you're out...
你被判出局 at the old ball game
而不是 Not...
打到安打為止 until you get a hit
他說得對 我討厭這種比賽 意義在哪 He's right! I hate these games! What's the point?
意義就是讓所有孩子 The point is for the kids
都能在沒有競爭的環境下享受比賽 to enjoy the game without competition.
對 但是比賽本身就是競爭 Yeah, but competition is the game.
就像生活一樣 You know, it's like life.
我想問你點事 Let me ask you something.
你怎么知道最后誰贏誰輸呢 I mean, how do you even know who's winning?
我們這個社團比賽不計分 In this league, we don't keep score.
所有比賽都以平局結束 Every game ends in a tie.
不是吧 Oh, no.
沒有失敗的痛苦 就只有平局的小興奮嗎 No agony of defeat? Just the thrill of a tie?
不計分挺好的 It's good they don't keep score!
沒錯 因為你家孩子打得很爛 Yeah, 'cause your kid stinks.
我要廢了你 Oh, I will bust you up!
那個老家伙說得對 是挺無聊的 The old guy's right. It's boring.
看見沒 See?
一點都不無聊 It is not boring!
他們只是孩子 而且只是在玩而已 They're children and they're having fun!
他們生命中還有很長時間讓他們去計分呢 And there's plenty of time in their lives to keep score!
-你出局了 -不 我沒有 - And you are out! - No, I'm not.
你有 特納 你把他擊出局了 Oh, yeah. Turner, you struck him out.
-不 我沒有 -有 你做到了 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did.
-你出局了 -不 我沒有 - You're out. - No, I'm not!
-你出局了 -不 我沒有 - You're out! - No, I'm not!
-三振 你出局了 -不 我沒有 - Three strikes, you're out! - No, I'm not!
巴克 怎么回事 Barker, what's going on?
阿屁發瘋了 Farty is going crazy.
又來 Again?
-你出局了 -不 出局的是你 - You're out! - No, you're out!
艾文 不要打人 好好說話 Ivan, no hitting! Use your words!
是 媽媽 Yes, Mom.
你說我出局了我很生氣 I'm angry that you said I was out.
這下不再無聊了 Well, it's not boring anymore.
怎么可能是阿蒂的錯 How is this Artie's fault?
我見到的就是那個小怪物拿著球棒 All I saw was that little monster grab a baseball bat...
擊中了你爸的 那個地方 and hit your father in his... special place.
你是沒看見事情是怎么開始的 Well, you didn't see what led up to it.
-是我的錯 -親愛的 - It was my fault. - Oh, honey.
你威脅了她的小提琴老師嗎 You threatened her violin teacher?
她要說是威脅 She says "Threatened."
那我就說我是保護了我的外孫女 I say "Defended my granddaughter."
菲爾 Phil?
我們贏了 我贏了 Hey, we won. I won!
我贏了 你能相信嗎 I won! Can you believe it?
我的天哪 Oh, my gosh!
太棒了 太棒了 That's fantastic! That's fantastic!
-爸爸贏了 -恭喜你 爸爸 - Daddy won! - Congrats, Dad!
然后 他們明晚會給我頒獎 So, they're giving me the award tomorrow night.
你什么時候來這邊 When are you getting here?
你不知道這里發生了什么 一團亂 You don't know what's going on here. It's madness.
我們不能把孩子們扔給我父母 We can't leave our children with my parents.
那你是什么意思 是說你不來了嗎 So, what are you saying? That you're not coming?
菲爾 拜托聽我解釋 理解我一下 Phil, please listen to me. Try to understand.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
好 我完全理解 Yeah. I understand perfectly.
好吧 All right.
回去之后見 See you when I get back.
好了 我們回家 Okay. We're going home.
不 No.
不回 No?
阿蒂帶孩子們回家 Artie and the kids are going home.
我帶你去機場 I am taking you to the airport.
什么 What?
愛麗絲 你爸和我 Alice, your dad and I have
已經盡了最大努力用你們的方法處理事情 bent over backwards to try to do things your way.
你們根本就沒努力 You haven't bent over at all.
我盡力了 相信我 我盡力了 Oh, I'm bent. Believe me, I'm bent.
所以 你看你讓我們到這來 Now, look. You asked us to come here
照顧孫子孫女 and take care of our grandchildren...
但是你根本就沒給我們機會去做 and you haven't given us the chance to do it.
你就一直在背后看著我們 尤其是你爸 You have been on our backs, especially your dad's...
從我們到這的那天就開始 ever since we got here!
好吧 反正你永遠都站在他那一邊 Okay, take his side, because you always do anyway.
當然那有很重要的原因 And for a good reason.
因為你的孩子們長大離開之后 Because after your kids grow up,
只有你的丈夫能留下來陪你 your husband is the one who stays.
愛麗絲 我知道你一直在努力做完美的家長 Alice, I know you're trying to be a perfect parent...
但是 親愛的 那種東西根本就不存在 but, honey, there's no such thing.
老實說 你得讓菲爾明白 And frankly, you need to show Phil...
他不止是孩子們的父親 更是你的丈夫 he's not just their father, he's also your husband.
愛麗絲 我是你媽 聽我的經驗之談沒錯 Alice, I'm your mom. Take it from me, I really get it.
愛你的男人 也愛他的夢想 "Love the man, love the dream."
現在你丈夫就要夢想成真了 Well, your husband's dream is coming true...
而那夢想的一部分就是你和他在一起 and part of that dream is you being there with him!
你怎么能不去呢 How can you not go?
親愛的 你必須去 Oh, honey, you have to go.
你要出發了 You're going!
我的衣服怎么辦 What about my clothes?
我覺得他沒想讓你穿衣服 I don't think he wants you in clothes.
再說 你的行李已經在那邊了 Besides, your luggage is already there.
孩子們 你們的媽咪終于要走了 Hey, kids, Mommy's finally going.
那我的面試呢 What about my audition?
我會處理的 會非常棒的 I'll take care of it! It'll be fantastic!
晚點見 See you at the ranch.
不是吧 拜拜 Oh, no. Bye!
今天真是個高興的日子 This is a happy day.
高興的日子 Oh, happy day
你能開車嗎 我感覺不太舒服 Could you drive? I don't feel good.
就在那傻站著嗎 不讓我進去嗎 Gonna stand there gawking? Gonna let me in?
到第七局下只有兩人出局依然沒有得分 No score here in the bottom of the seventh with 2 outs.
巨人隊和亞特蘭大勇士隊鎖定了投手戰 The Giants and the Atlanta Braves locked into a pitching duel.
林瑟肯和哈德森兩人都是了不起的投手 Lincecum and Hudson, both have been fantastic.
內角指投手投出的球偏靠近打者位置
巴斯特·波西走上擊打位置將球打入了內角 As Buster Posey steps in, takes a strike in the inside corner.
朋友們 我得說 今天晚上就是那種 I got to tell you friends, this is one of those nights...
有24度高溫和45000球迷 72 degrees, 45,000 fans,
充斥著爆米花 熱狗的氣味 smell of the popcorn, the hot dogs...
還有這些陳詞濫調的夜晚之一 all of those cliches, but I'll tell you something...
但是我沒有比這里更愿意待的地方了 there's no other place I'd rather be.
波西擊出了一個三壘打 會成功的 Posey hits a line drive to third and that'll do it.
結束了 到第七局為止無人得分 That's it, no score through seven.
我們馬上回來 這里是阿蒂·戴克 We'll be back. This is Artie Decker,
巨人隊的主播 De Voice of the Giants.
提醒事項 今日學校無課 Reminder. No school today.
你們有交響音樂會的票 You have tickets for the symphony.
你的臉怎么了 What's wrong with your face?
你一大早起來就這么高興嗎 Oh, and you're such a pleasure in the morning?
你不會喜歡它的 You're not going to like this.
巴克 Barker!
弄掉了嗎 Is it coming off?
還沒有 Well, not exactly.
抱歉 阿屁 Sorry, Farty.
我們走 Let's go!
我要上大號 我要上大號 I gotta go number two! I gotta go number two!
不要 我們已經晚了 No, we're already late!
阿蒂 帶他去 Artie, just take him.
好吧 好 趕快上壘了 走吧 All right. Okay, batter up! Let's go.
不 不 他忍得住的 他很好 他能忍住 No, no, he can hold it, guys. He's fine, he can hold it!
音樂會兩點開始 The symphony starts at two!
給點錢吧 Quarter?
今天不行 謝謝 Not today, thank you.
好 Okay.
兄弟 抱歉了 Hey, buddy. Sorry!
不好意思 So sorry.
這不是人干的事 That's not human.
-快點 -好 - Hurry up! - Yeah.
好了 終于好了 Okay. Here we go.
對 Yeah.
好了 上吧 Okay, there you go.
我可不坐這上面 I can't sit on that.
我給你10塊錢 I'll give you 10 bucks.
我爸會唱歌給我聽 Daddy always sings to me.
出來吧 出來吧 大便先生 Come out, come out, Mr. Doodie
來泳池中漫游吧 And swim in the swimming pool
別藏在漆黑的地方 I know it's dark where you're hiding
來擁抱這涼爽吧 But out here it's really cool
快來吧 快來吧 大便先生 Come on, come on, Mr. Doodie
我們還有要事在身 'Cause we've got something to do
如果你快一點 And if you hurry
就能見到袋鼠卡爾了 You'll meet Carl the kangaroo
太好了 Yes!
老兄 你能接著唱嗎 Hey, buddy, can you keep singing?
出來吧 出來吧 大便 Come out, come out, Mr...
快點 Come on.
他還在這外邊呢 沒問題的 He's still out there! We're okay! We're okay!
沒任何問題了 Nothing's the matter.
非常感謝 Thank you very much.
這邊 快點 寶貝 This way. Come on, honey.
我們到了 Oh, we made it.
人這么多 肯定是首場演出 Big crowd. Must be helmet night.
有那么好笑嗎 It wasn't that funny.
我跟卡爾想走人了 Carl and I want to leave.
不準離開你的座位 Don't leave your seat.
你說了不準 You said "Don't."
想想后果 小伙子 Consider the consequences, mister.
不是我 是他 It's not me, it's him.
抱歉 孩子嘛 I'm sorry. Kids.
巴克 巴克 Barker? Barker?
快點回來 Hey, come back here!
別說不 說好 快 Don't go "No". Yes! Get...
誰會帶孩子來聽柴可夫斯基 Who brings a child to Tchaikovsky?
我 巫師 Me. Voodoo-man. Ha!
卡爾 快走 Carl, come on!
-外...外婆 -怎么了 親愛的 - Gr... Grandma? - Yes, dear?
阿蒂在追...追巴克 Artie's ch... chasing Barker.
真不錯 親愛的 Oh, that's nice, dear.
什么 What?
抱歉 抱歉 Excuse me. Excuse me!
借過 巴克 快回來 Excuse me. Barker! Get back here!
停下 巴克 Stop it! Barker!
天啊 Oh, my...!
他在哪兒 Where is he?
-在那邊 -巴克 - Over there! -Barker!
巴克 Barker!
卡爾 Carl!
給我過來 Get over here!
要你好看 Let's see.
-阿蒂 -對不起 - Artie? - I'm sorry!
我實在是受不了了 I can't take this anymore!
什么鬼教育敏感期 This whole "Teachable moments"
什么鬼維護自尊心 And protecting their self-esteem...
沒有人會受到懲罰 and nobody gets punished!
甚至每場比賽都是平局 And every game ends in a tie!
成天聽到君子動口不動手 All I hear is "Use your words. Use your words".
可是動了口還不準你說不 But the word they never use with these kids is "No"!
走吧 戴克先生 Come on, Mr. Decker.
還有病人在等著你呢 The other patients are waiting for you in Arts and Crafts.
馬上就來 One second.
對于這件事我很抱歉 I am very sorry for what happened here.
這些跟她分了吧 Just split it with her.
謝謝 Thank you.
野蠻人 Savages.
他會來的 Well, he'll be there.
是的 阿蒂·戴克 Yeah, Artie Decker.
你會喜歡他的 You're going to love him.
他是專業中的專業人士 He's a pro's pro.
明早11點 皮德蒙公園 Tomorrow, 11 AM, Piedmont Park.
我會 他會到的 I'll see... He'll see you then.
好的 再見 All right, bye now.
皮德蒙公園 標記 Piedmont Park, map.
晚餐時間到 Dinner!
誰啊 Who was that?
市場調研 總是這時候 掐的真準 Market research. Always at dinner time. How do they know?
孩子們 坐吧 Hey, kids, would you sit down?
有的事情我得說清楚 這事困擾著我 I have something I want to clear up. Something's bothering me.
我想說 I just want to say.
我從來沒打算要打巴克 I was never, ever going to actually spank Barker.
可是你好像就要打他了 But you threatened to spank him.
但是我不會真打的 But I never was going to do it.
-可他又不知道 -所以才有用嘛 - But he didn't know that. - That's why it worked.
開始吃吧 看起來不錯 There we go! It looks great!
謝謝 親愛的 Thank you, honey.
這...這不是我...我們要吃的 Th... This isn't what... what we asked for.
對 我收到你的通告了 Yes, I know. I got your e-mails.
-但是 -在家吃飯就該這樣 - But - This is how a family eats.
我們都坐在桌邊吃著一樣的菜 We all sit at one table and we all eat the same thing.
我們不是這么吃的 It's not how we eat.
可是你要知道 巴克 But you know something, Barker.
這是外婆很努力地照你媽媽的食譜做的 Grandma worked very hard to make your mom's recipe.
就像你媽媽做的一樣 Just the way that your mom makes it.
我想我們都該欣然地享受這頓飯 So I think that we owe her the courtesy of eating it and enjoying it.
親愛的 謝謝你 這真感人 Oh, honey, thank you. That is so sweet.
我要點個披薩 誰要吃 I'm going to order a pizza. Who's in?
你在這里坐了幾個小時了 Hey, you've been sitting here for hours.
在玩游戲嗎 Are you playing a game?
看起來挺好玩 是按這里嗎 That looks like fun. Do you just press it here?
不 不 不 No, no, no!
游戲結束 Game over.
對不起 Sorry.
特納 我想問你個問題 Turner, let me ask you a question.
你看過極限運動什么之類的嗎 You ever watch the X Games? Stuff like that?
有...有時看 S... S-Sometimes.
好 那你懂那些術語嗎 Yeah. Do you think you know the lingo?
你是說像 "飛龍在天" You mean like "H... heinous,"
"亢龍有悔" "見龍在田"之類的嗎 Or "Gn... gnarled out," Or "N... nose bone"?
對 就是這些玩意兒 Yeah, that kind of stuff.
這樣吧 等下我哄你上床 Listen, how about later I tuck you in
我們聊聊這個 and we talk more about this?
好...好啊 S... Sure.
不過不用哄...哄我上床 我8歲了 Except for the t... tucking in. I'm eight.
好的 了解 Okay, I get it.
還有 我很抱歉那天讓你難堪了 And, listen, I'm sorry if I embarrassed you the other day.
你...你說的是哪...哪一天 Wh... Which day was th... that?
有道理 Touche.
還有件事 One other thing.
那個叫艾文的小子是個混球 This Ivan kid, he's a punk.
不要怕他 Stand up to him.
他做不到的 你都能做到 相信自己 Anything he starts, you can finish. Believe in yourself.
只要你相信自己 沒什么做不到的 And once you believe in yourself, you can do anything.
只要你直面困難就不用把它放在眼里 You can look trouble right in the eye and just wink at it.
一切都會沒事的 這全在乎你的態度 And everything will be okay. It's all attitude.
話說這個怎么打開 Now, how do you turn this on?
那...那只是桌...桌子而已 Th... That's just a t... table.
好吧 走吧 Okay, let's go.
再見 哈珀 特納 巴克 Goodbye, Harper, Turner, Barker,
戴安 還有 阿屁·戴克 Diane and Farty Decker.
她這是故意的吧 She did that on purpose.
記住 你要帶巴克去同樂會 Remember, you're taking Barker for a play date.
沒問題 Okay.
愛麗絲說了這個非常重要 Alice says this is very, very important.
他們剛搬過來 They're still new here
巴克還沒有交到什么新朋友 and Barker hasn't had a chance to make new friends,
明白了嗎 okay?
知道了 I got it.
再見 巴克 Bye, Barker.
再見 Bye.
我問你 Let me ask you something.
這個同樂會什么的也是想象出來的吧 This play date kid, he's imaginary, too?
不是 你知道怎么去吧 No. How will I know how to get there?
用智能生活 Use the R-life.
特納已經標記地址了 Turner already punched in the address.
好吧 小戴 Okay. Di,
你能在同樂會結束后來接巴克嗎 can you pick up Barker after the play date?
什么接他 你得一直跟他一起 Pick him up? You're supposed to stay with him the whole time.
什么 他的同樂會又不是我的 What? When did his play date become my play date?
我可幫不了你 我要走了 寶貝 I can't help you! I got to go, hon.
別呀 No, I...
好吧 Okay.
-走了 -再見 玩得開心 - Bye. - Bye. Have fun!
好的 Okay.
好吧 玩得愉快 All right. Have a good time!
我們會在同樂會玩得很爽的 We're going to have a great time at the play date!
我們別管這同樂會了怎么樣 How would you like to ditch this play date?
我討厭同樂會 沒人跟卡爾說話 I hate play dates. No one talks to Carl.
這些人真沒禮貌 Well, how rude are those people?
你想跟我去好玩的地方嗎 Would you like to do something fun with me?
太好了 走吧 Great. All right, let's go.
智能生活 找一家商場 R-life, find me a mall.
你們待會兒想去玩滑板嗎 Do you guys want to go to the skatepark later?
艾..艾文 I... Ivan!
你要干什么 特...特納 What do you want, T... Turner?
聽著 混...混球 Listen, p... punk!
你做不到的事情 Anything that you start
我...我都能做...做到 I... I can f... finish!
我們在儲物柜那 然后他就過來了 We were at our locker and he ran up
我們都尷尬得不說話 and it was such an awkward silence.
我都不知道該說什么 I had no idea what to say.
你會來我的派對嗎 So, are you coming to my party?
我估計我來不成了 Oh, hi. Oh, I don't think that I can.
我得走了 希望能今晚見 I got to go. See you tonight, I hope.
別走呀 Oh, please don't go.
他可真喜歡你 He so likes you.
托尼 你今天打算空翻900度嗎 So, Tony, are you going to bust a 900 today, dude?
極限運動
還是要給我們看點什么更加勁爆的家伙 Or are you going to show us something that's going to blow our minds.
來點什么從沒見過的 Something we've never seen before?
不知道 我可能會試試900度 I don't know. Maybe I'll try a 900
在這過程中還給你紋個紋身 and then give you a tattoo right in the middle of it.
快點 我們遲到了 Come on! We're late!
我要尿尿了 But I have to go pee-pee!
這我就沒有歌可唱了 I don't have a song for that.
不好意思 Sorry.
說說你成功轉900度 Talk a little bit about that particular night
那天的事情吧 and you hitting the 900.
我不是計劃好要那么做的 It wasn't something I planned to do.
我就是碰巧 It was just I had hit my best...
我要尿尿 I got to go pee!
重回亞特蘭大感覺如何 How does it feel to be back in Atlanta?
我來了 抱歉遲到了 摩托車拋錨 Hey, I'm here. Sorry I'm late. Motorcycle trouble.
我就是"瘋狗"阿蒂·戴克 I'm Artie "Mad Dog" Decker!
好嗎 老弟 What's up, homeslice?
你是阿蒂·戴克嗎 You're Artie Decker?
前來報到 Reporting for duty.
你也是來面試的嗎 We up for the same job?
希望不是吧 I hope not.
等下 你不知道他是誰嗎 Wait a second. You don't know who this is?
當然 Of course I do.
這可是托尼·霍克 老兄 Dude, this is Tony Hawk, man!
是啊 托尼·霍克曼 你好嗎 Yeah, Tony Hawkman. How you doing?
挺好 All right.
-這小子是誰 -這是我的助理 - Who's the kid? - This is my agent.
整容太多次了 Too many facelifts.
再做一次 他就要穿越了 If he gets one more, he's going back in time.
我要去準備了 I'm going to go take my runs.
那我們怎么做 So, how do we roll?
怎么做嗎 How do we roll?
我們這么做 Well, we roll this way.
選手們正在練習 The riders are practicing,
你試著像正式進行時一樣解說 so you just ad lib like it's the actual event.
即興發揮是吧 Just call it like I see it?
-沒錯 -好的 酷斃了 - That's it. - Okay, dope.
這小孩兒不能呆在這里 Hey, can't have a kid up here, man.
沒事 小孩兒跟著我 他沒問題 No, no, no. Kid's with me. He's fine.
我們只要去那邊呆著就好 We're just going to go right over there.
我保證一切都會很好的 I promise you, everything's going to be good.
你坐在這里 行吧 You sit right here. Okay?
卡爾和我要去撒尿了 Carl and I have to go pee-pee.
給我一分鐘就行 Just give me one minute
然后你想怎么尿就怎么尿 and I promise you can do all the peeing that you want.
可是我們已經 But we really...
阿屁說過了 Farty has spoken.
-好了嗎 -好了 來了 - Ready? - Yeah, yeah, coming.
好了 說吧 快說呀 Okay. Go! Go, go.
好了 大家好 Hello there, everybody!
今天天氣不錯 歡迎大家來到這里 It's a beautiful day and thanks for coming out!
-這里 -切 - Here's one... - Cut!
-怎么了 -他結束了 動作做完了 - What? - He's finished. The run's over.
好吧 Oh. All right.
再給一個機會吧 我還在熱身呢 Give me one more chance. I'm just warming up.
就連辛納特拉也要清清嗓子吧 Hey, even Sinatra cleared his throat.
辛納特拉 美國著名歌手 演員
好吧 加油 試著跟上節奏 All right, pops, come on. Try to keep up.
準備 三 二 Ready? Three, two...
偉大的時刻來臨了 It is on and it is epic.
我們將看到前側翻540度 We're expecting to see a frontside heelflip 540
接990度空中轉體接猴子偷桃 990 body varial with a Cab 7 Melon Grab.
猴子偷桃 我表弟在地鐵上 Melon Grab, my cousin got arrested on the subway
因為猴子偷桃被逮捕了 for melon-grabbing.
托尼很小就開始玩滑板了 Tony started when he was very young.
他其實從他媽媽肚子里滑出來的 He actually skated out of his mother.
我能問你個問題嗎 Can I ask you something? I wonder about this.
-當然可以 -在學會這些動作之前 - Absolutely. - How do you practice these tricks
你是怎么練習的呢 before you get really good at them?
難道就說 我要試試這個 誰帶了拖把嗎 Do you say, "I'm just going to do this. Somebody get a mop"?
等等 是有個小孩在跑道上嗎 Wait. Is that a kid on the half-pipe?
巴克 Barker!
巴克 你在干什么 Barker, what are you doing?
我說了我要撒尿 I told you I had to pee.
這都是你尿的嗎 Is all that coming out of you?
我憋了很久了 I saved it up.
多久 出生到現在嗎 When? Since birth?
你剛才做的事情非常危險 What you did back there was pretty dangerous.
你知道嗎 Do you know that?
卡爾讓我這么做的 Carl told me to do it.
我覺得卡爾不是個好的朋友 I don't think Carl is being a very good friend to you.
作為一個袋鼠實在是個好事鬼 For a kangaroo, he's something of a thrill-seeker.
是時候你告訴卡爾該怎么做了 And I think it's time that you start telling Carl what to do.
還有一件事 One other thing.
我今天應該好好照看你 I was supposed to watch after you today,
但是我沒有做好 and I didn't do a good job.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
如果你回家 So, Farty would appreciate it
不告訴任何人今天的事情 if when we get home
阿屁會很高興的 好嗎 you don't tell anyone what happened. Okay?
20塊 Twenty bucks.
成交 Deal.
我們回家吧 Let's go home. Come on.
卡爾 走吧 Carl, come on.
-你怎么能這樣 -怎么了 - How could you? - What?
你以為我不知道嗎 You think I don't know?
把那20塊還給我 I want my 20 bucks back.
他只是個小孩子 He's just a little boy!
他沒事 He's fine.
沒事 你看看他 Fine? Take a look at him.
不是他 是特納 Not him. Turner.
你在說什么呀 What are you talking about?
我說的是特納 I'm talking about Turner
還有你給他的好建議 and that brilliant advice you gave him.
我想問的是 你還手了嗎 I have to ask, did you hit him back?
-沒有 -為什么不 - No. - Why not?
因...因為我先...先打他的 B... Because I hit him f... first.
然后他 Oh. Then he...
他開始叫喚然后有...有人幫他打了我 He started screaming and s... someone helped him fight me.
兩個打一個 另一個多大 Two against one? How big was this other...
是他的妹妹 It was his little sister.
這是她干的 She did this.
特納 這都是我的錯 Turner, this is all my fault.
我說不要怕他 不是讓你去打他 When I said stand up for yourself, I didn't mean hitting.
好吧 All right, listen.
天啊 越老蹲下越難呀 Oh, boy. The older I get, the lower the floor gets.
特納 我能跟你說個事嗎 Turner, can I share something with you?
就我們倆知道 其他人都不知道 Just between me and you. No one else knows this.
這是兩個人的對話 This is just two guys talking.
當我還是你這么大 When I was your age,
我很害羞因為我很矮 I was very shy because I was short.
我不怎么說話 I didn't talk to anybody.
我的自尊心 And my self-esteem
就是我對自己的看法 非常差 You know, the way I feel about myself, was really bad.
你有沒有這么覺得過 Do you ever feel that way?
是嗎 可是你知道嗎 你不該這樣 Yeah? Well, you know what? You shouldn't.
因為你是個好孩子 Because you're a great kid.
我要給你聽點東西 All right, I want to play you something.
房子 我要放點東西聽 Hey, house, I want to play something.
好吧 Okay.
這樣啊 Oh. Okay.
當我第一次聽到這個 Now, the first time I heard this
我就知道我找到了自己的方向 I knew right away that I had found my voice.
我就決定成為一個棒球解說員 I knew that I had to become a baseball announcer.
當我知道這個 And once I knew that
別人怎么想怎么說就不重要了 it didn't matter what anybody else thought or said about me.
震驚世界的一擊
震...震驚世...世界的一擊 Sh... shot heard round the w... world?
對 震驚世界的一擊 Right. The shot heard round the world.
我來告訴你 Let me tell you about it.
那是1951年 很久很久以前了 It's 1951. Long time ago.
對陣雙方是布魯克林道奇隊和紐約巨人隊 Two teams, Brooklyn Dodgers, New York Giants.
他們都很討厭對方 And they hated each other.
像盧...盧克·天行者 L...Like Luke S...Skywalker
和達...達斯·維達那樣吧 and D...Darth Vader.
二者均為電影《星球大戰》的角色
比他們更糟 Worse.
賽季快結束了 他們打成了平手 Well, the baseball season ends and they're tied.
這場比賽將決定 Now, this one game would decide
哪隊能在世界職業棒球大賽 who would go to the World Series
對陣強大的紐約洋基隊 against the great New York Yankees.
是紐約有史以來最重要的一場比賽 Biggest game in the history of New York.
九局下半 兩出局 Bottom of the ninth inning, two outs,
比分4比2 巨人隊落后 the Giants are losing 4 to 2
一位叫鮑比·湯姆森的擊球手上場打擊 and a batter named Bobby Thomson comes up to bat.
鮑比·湯姆森正站在擊球區 Bobby Thomson up there swinging.
他今天三次上場 擊出了兩記安打 He's had two out of three,
一記一壘安打和一記二壘安打 a single and a double,
比利·考克思 and Billy Cox is...
閉上眼睛 閉上眼睛吧 Close your eyes. Close your eyes, come on.
閉上眼睛 你就能看見了 Close your eyes and you can see it.
鮑比有0.292的打擊率 Bobby hitting at.292.
洛克曼在二壘 離壘包并不遠 Lockman without too big of a lead at second,
但如果湯姆森能擊出安打 but he'll be running like the wind
他一定會像風一樣狂奔 if Thomson hits one.
布蘭卡將球投出 Branca throws.
擊出一記長打 我覺得這將會是 There's a long drive! It's gonna be, I believe...
巨人隊贏了 The Giants win the pennant!
巨人隊贏了 巨人隊贏了 The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant!
巨人隊贏了 The Giants win the pennant!
鮑比·湯姆森將球擊入了左外野方向的下層看臺 Bobby Thomson hits into the lower deck of the left field stands!
巨人隊贏了 The Giants win the pennant,
他們欣喜若狂 他們欣喜若狂 and they're going crazy, they're going crazy!
安全回壘 And home!
難以置信 I don't believe it!
真是難以置信 I do not believe it!
巨人隊以5比4的比分取得了勝利 The Giants won it by a score of 5 to 4
他們將鮑比·湯姆森高高抬起 and they're picking Bobby Thomson up
帶出了場區 and carrying him off the field!
是這個錄音給了我夢想 That's what gave me my dream.
我最大的夢想當然就是當上巨人隊的解說員 Now the big dream, of course, was to announce for the Giants.
你...你做到了嗎 D...Did you?
沒有 但 No. But...
還...還是有希望的吧 Y...You still might?
不好說 You never know.
我...我能再聽...聽一遍嗎 C...C...Can I h...hear it again?
當然可以 Sure.
鮑比·湯姆森正站在擊球區 Bobby Thomson up there swinging.
他今天三次上場 擊出了兩記安打 He's had two out of three,
一記一壘安打和一記二壘安打 a single and a double,
比利·考克思在 and Billy Cox is playing...
寶貝兒 我們要玩游戲 一起來嗎 Honey, we're going to play a game. You want to join us?
-外婆 我不能去 -為什么 - Grandma, I can't. - Why?
因為如果我明天沒表現好 Because if I don't do well tomorrow
我就進不了亞特蘭大青少年交響樂團 then I won't get into the Atlanta Youth Symphony
然后就進不了茱莉亞音樂學院 which is a feeder for Juilliard
當不成張永宙[著名小提琴家]的學生 which offers a graduate class with Sarah Chang
她的學生幾乎百分百 whose students are virtually guaranteed
能進柏林交響樂團 to get into the Berlin Philharmonic
那是我最想進的交響樂團 which is the orchestra I most want to play in.
-親愛的 -說 - Sweetheart. - Yes.
柏林不會跑的 Berlin's not going anywhere.
我只想練琴 哪兒都不想去 Well, neither am I if I don't practice.
好吧 我去告訴他們 你確定不玩嗎 Okay, I'll tell the boys. But you're sure now?
是的 Yes.
好吧 Okay.
先生們 這個游戲叫踢罐子 Gentlemen, the game is called Kick the Can.
你會回收這個罐子嗎 Are you going to recycle that?
這...這里好...好臟 I...It's d...dirty out here.
風也好大 And windy!
我知道 這里叫做戶外 I know. It's called "Outside."
她來嗎 Is she coming?
真遺憾 Oh, too bad.
好了 小伙子們 游戲的目標是 All right, guys, the object of the game,
踢罐子 別讓別人追上你 kick the can without getting tagged!
好了 開始吧 Okay, here we go!
來吧 Come on!
去踢啊 來吧 Kick... Come on.
很...很無聊的樣子 S...Sounds b...boring.
無聊 Boring?
是嗎 Oh, yeah?
有沒有人想狠狠教訓老阿蒂 Who wants a chance to clobber old Artie?
對 Right.
然后看他吃泥巴 And then see him eat dirt!
然后重重地踢罐子 And then kick the can so hard
讓它從一邊耳朵進另一邊耳朵出 it goes in one ear and out the other!
我想 我想 I do! I do!
我想 I do!
踢進我耳朵里嗎 In my ear?
別擋路 阿屁 Out of my way, Farty.
過來 Over here!
踢得好 Good kick!
特納 我要搶斷了 Turner, it's mine!
我搶到了 我搶到了 I got it, I got it!
當心 我是超級阿蒂 Look out for me, I'm Super Artie!
當心 當心 Watch it, watch it!
把罐子傳給我 Pass me the can!
踢過來 Over here.
阿屁 Farty!
好啊 Well!
好了 我們開始玩吧 Okay. Let the games begin!
加油 Come on!
你沒事吧 Are you okay?
沒事 I'm fine.
你該看看你有沒有事 You should see the other guy!
-我這里還有冰塊 -謝謝 寶貝兒 - I got more ice. - Oh, thank you, honey.
應該很快就不流血了 It should be stopping soon.
我該開始做飯了 I should start dinner.
外婆 Grandma?
什么事 寶貝兒 Yes, dear?
我知道明天面試 但我已經練了一整天 I know my audition is tomorrow, but I practiced all day.
您說過我面試前一天晚上該放松一下 And you said I should relax the night before
正好今晚有個派對 and there's this party tonight.
我們搬家以來第一次有人請我參加派對 It's the first party I've been invited to since we moved.
我去半個小時就回來 What if I just went for a half an hour
然后睡個好覺 好不好 came right back home, got a really good night's sleep?
什么樣的派對 What kind of a party?
一個男孩子開的派對 Just this party for some boy.
他挺喜歡我 He kind of likes me.
我幫你化妝 I'll do your make-up!
真希望我們能留下 I wish we could stay.
是啊 真希望可以 Yeah, we should do this, like...
是啊 可以 Yeah, like...
-每周都來 -沒錯 - Every week? - Yes.
肇事的小孩沒有受傷 The child that was involved was not injured.
請聽聽當事人的說法 Take a look and a listen to this.
當時很嚇人 It was scary.
我剛想做轉體900度的動作 I was about to nail this 900
居然有個孩子在上面撒尿 and there's this kid up there just whizzing away.
我踩到了他的尿 滑倒了 I hit his stream and I fishtailed,
視頻已經傳到Youtube上了 and now it's on YouTube.
Youtube 美國知名視頻網站
點擊量比《獨角獸查理》還多 It's got more hits than Charlie the Unicorn.
我問他上去做什么 你知道他怎么說嗎 And when I asked what he was doing up there, you know what he said?
我在追我的袋鼠卡爾 "I was chasing Carl, my kangaroo."
那小家伙真奇怪 That's one twisted little dude.
這是托尼·霍克今早在極限運動場的試鏡 This is from Tony Hawk's practice run this morning at the X Games.
這不禁讓我們提出這樣的疑問 And you know, it kind of begs the question
怎么會有這樣的父母 居然允許 what kind of parent would let their child
自己的孩子到半管滑板場游蕩 wander out onto the half-pipe?
愛麗絲播放排行
愛之書
用這招來培養感情怎么樣 How is this for bonding?
我教會了他們怎么剃毛 I taught them how to shave.
讓她看看你們的腿 孩子們 Yeah. Show her your legs, boys.
真棒 That's great!
你們知道嗎 我點了中國菜 And guess what? I ordered Chinese,
我的意思是 泛亞洲菜 當晚飯 I mean, Pan Asian, for dinner.
面條 Noodles!
好了 上樓去換衣服 All right, go upstairs and change.
你們下來后 我們和外婆掰手腕 When you come down, we're going to arm-wrestle Grandma.
我們為什么只生了一個 How come we just had one?
現在想生還不遲 It's not too late.
已經太遲了 過來 給你看點東西 It's really late. Come here, I want to show you something.
-什么 -看這個 - What? - Look at this.
-那是愛麗絲聽的歌 -是啊 - That's Alice's song. - Yeah.
她當時就三四歲 她怎么會記得 She was, like, three or four years old, how did she remember?
不知道 但這首歌她聽得最多 I don't know, but look, it's at the top of her playlist.
我們肯定是在開車的時候給她唱了上千遍 We must have sang that song a thousand times to her in the car!
-我知道你想唱 -我不想唱 - Come on, you know you want to. - I don't want to sing it.
我想來想去也想不透呀 Oh, I wonder, wonder, whom-ba-doo-hoo-whom
愛之書是誰寫的 Who wrote the book of love
告訴我呀告訴我 愛之書是誰寫的 Tell me, tell me, tell me, oh, who wrote the book of love
我想知道是不是天使寫的 I got to know the answer was it someone from above
我想來想去也想不透呀 Oh, I wonder, wonder, whom-ba-doo-hoo-whom
愛之書是誰寫的 Who wrote the book of love?
這是搞什么 What is that?
第一章說你愛她 Chapter One says you love her
你全心全意愛她 You love her with all your heart
第二章 你告訴她 Chapter Two, you tell her
你永遠永遠不會離開她 you're never never never never ever gonna part
第三章 記下了 And Chapter Three, remember
浪漫的意義 the meaning of romance
第四章 你們分手了 And Chapter Four, you break up
但你給了她重頭再來的機會 But you give her just one more chance
我想來想去也想不透呀 Oh, I wonder, wonder, whom-ba-doo-hoo-whom
愛之書是誰寫的 Who wrote the book of love
到底是誰 I wonder who
真棒 Yeah.
愛之書是誰寫的 Who wrote the book of love
謝謝 Thank you.
外婆 Grandma?
我們在樓下 We're down here.
天啊 Oh, boy.
哈珀 真好看 Oh, Harper. Oh, this is great.
等等 我要拍照 Wait, my camera.
好了 Okay.
寶貝兒 你真是美極了 Oh, honey, you look so great!
謝謝 Thank you.
你真漂亮 You look so beautiful.
阿蒂 覺得你外孫女漂亮嗎 Artie, what do you think of your granddaughter now?
她長得好像她媽媽 Doesn't she look like her mom, huh?
就像一個模子里倒出來的 Just like her mom.
雨停了 Hey, it stopped raining.
卡爾說我們要出去繼續玩 Carl says we should go outside and play again!
不行 巴克 外面太泥濘了 Oh, no, Barker, it's too muddy.
但他想出去玩 But he wants to.
巴克 還記得我跟你說過什么嗎 Barker, remember what we talked about?
你是卡爾的主人 你來告訴他該做什么 You're the boss of Carl. You tell him what to do.
我們現在不能出去 卡爾 We can't go out now, Carl.
卡爾 不要 Carl, no!
-別走 -怎么了 - Stop! - What's wrong?
他跑了 他說他再也不會回來了 He ran away. He said he's never coming back.
他會回來的 他只是去拿郵件了 Oh, he'll come back. He has to pick up his mail.
是啊 郵件 Yeah, mail.
有道理 Makes sense.
-巴克 -卡爾 - Barker! - Carl!
阿蒂 快去追他 Artie, get him.
巴克已離開家 無家長陪同 Barker has left without adult supervision.
卡爾 別走 Carl, don't go!
-巴克 -再見 阿蒂·戴克 - Barker! - Goodbye, Artie Decker.
巴克 Barker!
你到底要讓我的心臟病發作多少次 How many heart attacks can you give me?
不不不 Oh, no, no, no!
-巴克 你沒事吧 -他沒事 - Barker, are you okay? - He's fine.
你受傷了嗎 What, are you hurt?
你看不到嗎 Look, can't you see?
他死了 被車撞死了 卡爾死了 He's dead, the car killed him! Carl is dead!
什么 不 我殺了卡爾嗎 What? No! I killed Carl?
寶貝兒 他沒事 他只是暈了過去 Oh, honey, he's fine. He's just dazed.
沒錯沒錯 卡爾 你沒事吧 Yeah, yeah. Carl, you're okay, aren't you?
我很好 兄弟 我很好 Yeah, I'm all right, mate. I'm all right!
-那不是卡爾 那是你 -閉嘴 - That wasn't Carl, that was you! - Shut up!
不 他一點都不好 No, he's not all right!
他死了 滿地都是血 He's dead! He's mushed all over the road.
他的頭在這里 身體在那里 His head is here and his body's over there!
都是你的錯 是你害我跟他吵架的 It's your fault! You made me get into a fight with him!
我們真像瘋子 We are so past weird.
我愛卡爾 I love Carl!
我還專門為他準備了一份福餅 I even pack extra fortune cookies for him!
抱歉 神經病用中文怎么說 Excuse me, what's Chinese for mental case?
神經病
說你呢 Hello?
我們巡邏的時候聽到了警報 We were cruising and heard the alarm.
大家沒事吧 Is everyone okay?
沒事 Yes.
不 他死了 被車撞死了 No, he's dead! The car killed him!
他突然間沖了出來 He came out of nowhere!
警察先生 你在浪費時間 Officer, you're wasting your time.
發生了什么事 為什么警察會來 What happened? Why are the police here?
警報為什么響了 Why is the alarm on?
媽媽 Mommy!
-有人入室搶劫嗎 -沒事 - Was there a break-in? - It's nothing.
什么事都沒有 你們怎么回來了 It's absolutely nothing. What are you doing home?
我殺了卡爾 I killed Carl!
-什么 -你殺了卡爾 怎么殺的 - What? - You killed Carl? How?
卡爾是誰 是你們家的人嗎 Who is Carl? Is he a family member?
-是的 -不是 - Yes! - No!
他是只袋鼠 He's a kangaroo!
他是只什么 He's a what?
特納 你的眼睛 Turner, your eye!
怎么會這樣 How did that happen?
阿蒂打的 Artie did it?
不 是艾文的妹妹打的 這是我打的 Oh, no, no, no. Ivan's sister did it. I did that.
你打了媽 You hit Mom?
這是意外 It was an accident!
女士 請問您要提出申訴嗎 Ma'am, would you like to file a complaint?
不 No!
我們在玩游戲 We were playing a game.
你穿著那條裙子 That's the dress.
她化了妝嗎 Does she have make-up on?
別沖我們吼 Don't growl at us.
真是難以置信 This is unbelievable.
我們走的時候她12歲 We leave and she's 12,
回來的時候她變成16歲了 we come home and she's 16.
孩子們 進屋去 Boys, go in the house.
特納 麻煩你把警報關了 Turner, turn off the alarm, please.
你們應該明天才會回來 You know, you're not supposed to be back until tomorrow.
我們只是很好奇 Well, we were just so curious
為什么巴克今天早上 as to why Barker was nearly killed
差點在極限運動場丟了小命 this morning at the X Games!
糟了 準備好電擊槍 Uh-oh! Get your taser ready.
不對 That's not right.
巴克今天早上應該是跟阿蒂去同樂會了 Barker was at a play date this morning with Artie.
是嗎 Oh, yeah?
我當時有些事情 I was in a little bind
所以只好帶上他去辦公事 and I had to take him with me on some business.
你在極限運動場有什么公事 What business did you have at the X Games?
是啊 阿蒂 什么公事 Yeah, Artie, what business?
我們是不是忘了最嚴重的事情 Aren't we forgetting the most serious issue here?
什么事情 What issue?
一只虛構的袋鼠之死 The death of an imaginary kangaroo.
他是虛構的 He's imaginary?
是的 Yes!
你可以走了 You can go.
有沒有人解釋一下卡爾出了什么事 Would someone please explain what happened to Carl?
我們剛才在玩踢罐子 We were playing Kick the Can
后來下雨了 所以我們都進屋了 and it started to rain, so we all came indoors
我在幫哈珀打扮 她要去參加派對 and I was helping Harper get dressed for her party.
派對 你要開派對嗎 A party? You're throwing a party?
不是 爸爸 我要去參加派對 No, Dad, I'm going to a party.
是一個喜歡她的男孩開的 For a boy who likes her.
一個男孩 什么男孩 A boy? What boy?
你面試的前一天晚上 你在開玩笑嗎 The night before your audition? Are you kidding?
我跟她說她可以去 I told her she could go.
真是荒謬 她當然不能去 It's ridiculous. It is out of the question.
這對我來說才荒謬 Maybe it's ridiculous for me
我將所有時間用來練小提琴 to spend all my time practicing the violin
其它事情一律不做 never doing anything else
明天還要為進一所學校去面試 and auditioning for a school tomorrow
要是被錄取了 我這輩子 where I'm never going to do anything else
就別想再做其它事情了 the whole rest of my life.
沒說錯吧 Huh?
她是在好好說話 Well, she's using her words.
哈珀 哈珀 我不能讓你將你的才華 Harper. Harper! I cannot allow you to take a talent,
這份你花了很多時間和努力才得到的才華 a gift to which you have dedicated so much time and effort
因為心血來潮而拋諸腦后 and throw it away on a whim.
我恨你 真希望你不是我媽 I hate you and I wish anyone else was my mother!
也許這話說得不太好 Maybe not those words.
謝謝你們 爸爸媽媽 Thanks, Mom and Dad.
要是沒有你們 我肯定熬不過這個星期 I couldn't have gotten through the week without you.
依我看 還是馬上去機場吧 I say we head for the airport right now.
衣服不要了 偷偷溜走吧 Don't even take our clothes, we just skedaddle.
我跟著你有35年了 阿蒂 I followed you for 35 years, Artie.
你走到哪我跟到哪 Wherever you needed to be, that's where I was.
從不抱怨 No complaints.
好吧 偶爾也會抱怨下 Well, some.
但這周 But this week...
這周本該屬于我們和外孫們的歡樂時光 This week was supposed to be about us and our grandchildren.
要不是你 Not you.
難道就一定要去試鏡嗎 Did you have to go to that audition?
這是我僅有的機會 It's not one of my better moments.
只有一個小時的歡樂時光 For one wonderful hour...
我們不再是他們的"外"祖父母 we weren't the "Other" Grandparents.
你在這啊 There you are.
你還好吧 You okay?
我真是個壞媽媽啊 I've had better Mommy days.
若讓她去那個派對 也不會出什么事的 You know, it may not have been horrible to let her go to that party.
我知道 I know.
我只是一想到那畫面就會驚慌失措 I just walked into that scene and I freaked.
我不敢相信我爸媽殺了卡爾 I can't believe my parents killed Carl.
我想過這個問題 Well, I was thinking about that.
他們看不到卡爾 只有巴克才能 You know, they didn't kill Carl, only Barker could do that.
某種程度上來說 他干出這事 And it somehow took us not being here
也是因為我們不在身邊 for him to do it.
你想說什么呢 So, what's your point?
或許我們太溺愛他了 Maybe we coddle him too much.
或許我們需要給他嚴厲點的愛 Maybe he needed a little tough love...
才能讓他忘記他那想象中的朋友 to let go of his imaginary friend.
菲爾 那樣不就證明我爸爸是對的嗎 But, Phil, that would make my father right.
是啊 他做了我們做不到的事 Yeah. We can't have any of that.
哈珀 Harper?
我可以待會再下來 I could come back.
沒關系 沒關系 No, no, no, it's okay.
我去安慰下巴克 I'm going to check on Barker.
不好意思 菲爾 Thanks, Phil.
對不起 I'm sorry.
對不起什么 For what?
能不能說得具體點 爸爸 Narrow it down for me, Dad.
為這周發生的事情道歉 For this week.
為差點讓巴克受傷道歉 For almost getting Barker hurt today.
我現在有點后怕了 I just feel terrible about that.
你到底在那里干什么 What were you even doing there?
我是去試鏡的 I was on an audition.
因為孟菲斯灰熊隊炒了我 Because the Grizzlies fired me.
什么 What?
你為什么不告訴我們 Why didn't you tell us?
因為這太丟臉了 Because it's humiliating.
為什么他們要炒你 Why would they do that?
你做得很好啊 You're so good at that job.
也許還不夠好 Maybe not good enough.
愛麗絲 Alice...
你媽媽很希望這次旅程 your mom was really hoping that this trip
能拉近一點她和外孫們的關系 would help bring her closer to her grandchildren.
值得高興的是 And she and Harper have developed a relationship
她已經和哈珀建立起了友誼 that's kind of great...
我不想看到這段友誼因我而結束 and I don't want to see that end just because I screwed up.
那你呢 What about you?
難道你就不想和外孫們發展下友誼 Don't you want a relationship with your grandchildren?
我當然想啦 Of course I do.
其實 I mean...
在你們回來前的一個小時 like an hour before you came home,
我們關系還蠻好的 it was really good.
只是有時 It's just that sometimes...
我覺得 I don't feel...
-覺得什么 -我在這不是很受歡迎 - What? - welcome, here.
爸 我們之間到底怎么了 What happened to us, Dad?
你幾歲生哈珀的 How old were you when Harper was born?
26歲 Twenty-six.
那你知道你出生時我多少歲嗎 Did you know what you were doing?
不知道 No.
你出生時我才23歲 I was 23 when you came along.
那時我很害怕 And I was terrified,
因為你沒有附帶任何說明書 because you didn't come with any instructions.
但我覺得我做得還不錯 And I thought I was doing okay.
不像我父親 我沒有不停地跟你說 Because unlike my father, I wasn't constantly telling you...
你是個多么討厭 多么讓人費心的小東西 what an annoying little waste of time you were...
相信我 我已經不是以前的我了 and believe me, I'm cleaning that up.
我以為我們以前過得很開心 And I thought that we were actually having fun.
我和天氣女孩 Me and the weather girl...
還有那個超級可愛的你 and the cutest little girl you ever saw,
到全國各地游玩 traveling around the country.
但隨著時光流逝 女兒上了大學 But then years go by, and your daughter goes off to college...
她就很少會回家過感恩節圣誕節 and she doesn't come home for Thanksgiving or Christmas.
或暑假 Or summers.
亦或永遠不回來 Or ever.
當你發現些跡象時 And you get these clues,
你會想也許這些年她過得并不開心 this inkling that perhaps all those years she wasn't having such a good time...
也許她覺得你做得不夠好 and that maybe she thought you didn't do such a good job.
那感覺很受傷 對吧 And that really hurts. Doesn't it?
是啊 Yes. Yes.
乖孩子 我要告訴你三個好的地方 So, little girl, I have to give you three put-ups.
-爸 不用 -聽我說 - No, Dad. - Please.
沒事的 It's okay.
哈珀 特納 巴克三個孩子 Harper, Turner, Barker.
都是好孩子 你也是位偉大的母親 They're great kids and you're a really good mother.
你說的對 Yeah.
我沉浸在孩子們對我的喜愛中 I'm basking in the glow of my children's affection.
你指哈珀嗎 她并非代表一切 Harper? She didn't mean anything.
你看 她才12歲呢 I mean, she's 12.
提前準備好 以后會越來越糟的 Get ready, it's going to get a lot worse.
最重要的一點 不要讓她傷心 Only, don't let her turn her back on you.
因為那會讓你心碎的 Because that will break your heart.
哈珀 Harper?
是我 No. Um...
明天面試前 巴克有一個特殊請求 Barker has a special request for tomorrow, before the audition.
我們所有人都要參加 And it involves all of us.
卡爾 你最喜歡的兩樣食物 Carl, your two favorite things
是牛奶和豆腐熱狗 were milk and tofu dogs.
現在你可以永遠擁有它們了 Now, you can have both forever.
外婆 謝謝你裝飾這個盒子 Grandma, thanks for decorating the box.
親愛的 這是我的榮幸 Oh, honey, it was my pleasure.
卡爾 Um, Carl...
阿蒂能對卡爾說幾句好話嗎 Can Artie say something nice for Carl?
我嗎 Me?
你怎么 How do you...
對不起啊 卡爾 I'm sorry, Carl.
英年早逝啊 He died so young.
如何能對沒有打過招呼的人說再見呢 How do you say goodbye to somebody you could never say hello to?
很困難 It's hard.
很多時候我都看不到卡爾 I didn't get to see Carl very often,
反過來說 其他人也看不到他 but then again, nobody else did.
除了巴克 Except for Barker...
也是這才造就了他的特別之處 which is what made him so special.
卡爾不單單是巴克的死黨 Carl wasn't just Barker's friend,
也是他的一部分 he was a part of him.
也是他讓巴克成為我們的一部分 And that made him a part of all of us.
卡爾 我們心里永遠有個位置屬于你的 Carl, you will forever be in our hearts.
哥們 保持狀態 Keep on hopping, buddy.
好的 Okay.
愛麗絲 你帶哈珀去后臺 Alice, you take Harper backstage.
我們去找座位 We'll grab some seats.
巴克 特納 你倆跟我們來 Barker, Turner, you're with us.
祝你好運 給他們好看的 Good luck. Knock them dead.
謝謝 Thanks.
祝你好運 Break a leg.
拜 爸爸 Bye, Dad.
別鼓掌 就是那個女人 Don't applaud. That's that woman!
晚上好 Good evening.
歡迎各位家長朋友們以及各位著名的評委 Welcome family, friends and distinguished judges...
聚焦在亞特蘭大藝術表演中心 to the Atlanta Performing Arts Center.
我是施維爾博士 I am Doctor Schveer.
今晚由14位非常有才華的音樂家 We have 14 amazingly talented musicians...
來爭奪一個著名音樂學院的入學名額 all vying for one position at this prestigious conservatory.
這樣 直接進入正題 有請 So, without further ado I give you
切特·哈洛倫表演薩克斯 Chet Halloran on the saxophone.
切特 切特加油 Yeah! Chet, Go Chet!
寶貝兒 休息一會 Hang on a second, honey.
你還記得五歲那年嗎 You know, when you were just five years old...
我們第一次帶你去那小小的音樂學校那天 we took you to that little music school for the first time.
其他孩子們只是在亂敲敲打打 And all the other kids they were just banging on things.
有一個小孩還想敲打另一個小孩 One kid tried to play another kid.
但從第一天起 你就開始演奏了 But from that very first day, you played.
不單單是演奏 And not just played...
你臉上還流露出超級滿足的表情 you had this look of such fulfillment on your face.
然后我和你爸爸說 不管如何 And I said to your dad, "Whatever it takes...
無論怎樣 "Whatever we have to do,
我永遠都希望她臉上都帶著那種表情 "I always want to see that look on her face."
但那之后 我卻看不到了 Lately, I'm not seeing it.
所以 寶貝 So, honey,
你是不是真的不想再轉校呢 do you really not want to switch schools again?
好 Okay.
那放棄這次面試 怎么樣 What do you say we ditch this audition?
真的嗎 Really?
是的 沒關系的 Yeah. It's okay.
媽咪 之前我說的并非我本意 Mommy, I didn't mean what I said.
寶貝 Oh, baby.
我不想要其他人成為我媽媽 I wouldn't want anyone else to be my mom.
我愛你 And I love you.
當然啦 你可是我唯一的女兒 That's good because you're my only daughter.
知道不 我還真不了解那些男孩 And you know, I don't really understand the boys.
我知道 他們有多怪異啊 I know. How weird are they?
寶貝 Hi, baby.
非常遺憾 節目有一點點變化 We regret to inform you of a slight change in our program.
哈珀·西蒙斯放棄了面試 Harper Simmons has forfeited her slot...
還有她的未來 And her future.
下個節目正在準備 Since the next performer is warming up...
我們休息十分鐘 we're going to have to take a 10 minute break.
怎么了 Hey, what's going on?
她不面試了 She's not going to audition.
你不會對我失望吧 You're not disappointed in me, are you?
不不 當然不 想都不會想 Oh, no, no, no. That's not even a possibility.
都是我的錯 是的 我是錯 Is this is all my fault? It is, isn't it?
我跑了四千多公里來摧毀我外孫女的前途 I came 3,000 miles to ruin my granddaughter's life.
不是你的錯 It's not your fault.
-真的嗎 -是我倆一起決定的 - Really? - It was our choice.
我愛你 I love you.
來 幫我拍張照 菲爾 Here, take my picture, Phil.
快站好 Get in there.
特納呢 Uh, where's Turner?
你啊 你啊 孩子 You! You! Kid!
特納 Turner!
1951年WMCA廣播電臺轉播員羅司·霍奇斯報導舊金山巨人隊的評論 譽為《聲震天下的那一擊》
鮑比·湯森正站在擊球區 Bobby Thomson, up there swinging.
羅伯特·布朗·湯森 小名巴比·湯森 生于蘇格蘭格拉斯哥 守備位置為外野手 為美國大聯盟傳奇強打者之一。
他今天三次上場 擊出兩記安打 He's had two out of three,
一記一壘安打和一記二壘安打 a single and a double...
比利·考克斯正在三壘蓄勢待發 and Billy Cox is playing him right on the third base line.
一人出局 九局下半 布蘭卡投球 One out, last of the ninth. Branca pitches.
鮑比·湯森吃了一記內角好球 Bobby Thomson takes a strike called on the inside corner.
巴比有0.292的打擊率 Bobby hitting at .292.
本場比賽擊出了一記一壘安打和一記二壘安打 He's had a single and a double...
他一記擊向中外野的長打 and he drove in the Giants first run
為巨人隊拿下了第一分 with a long fly to center.
洛克曼在二壘 離壘包并不遠 Lockman without too big of a lead at second...
但如果湯姆森能擊出安打 but he'll be running like the wind
他一定會像風一樣狂奔 if Thomson hits one.
布蘭卡將球投出 Branca throws.
擊出一記長打 我覺得這將會是 There's a long drive! It's gonna be, I believe...
巨人隊贏得冠軍了 巨人隊贏得冠軍了 The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant!
巨人隊贏得冠軍了 The Giants win the pennant!
巨人隊贏得冠軍了 The Giants win the pennant...
他們欣喜若狂 and they're going crazy.
他們欣喜若狂 They're going crazy!
安全回壘 And home!
-我不敢相信 -我不敢相信 - I don't believe it! - I don't believe it!
我不敢相信 I do not believe it!
鮑比·湯森將球擊入了 Bobby Thomson hit a line drive...
左外野方向的下層看臺 into the lower deck of the left field stands...
全場觀眾都沸騰了 and the place is going crazy!
巨人隊以5比4的比分贏得了比賽 The Giants won it by a score of 5 to 4...
他們將鮑比·湯森高高抬起 and they're picking Bobby Thomson up
帶出了場區 and carrying him off the field!
我看到了 看到了 阿蒂 I saw it. I saw it, Artie.
叫我外公 Call me Grandpa.
我的好孩子啊 地球上怎會有 My big boy. How on earth...?
外公教我的 Grandpa taught me.
你爸爸才是錯的 Your father was wrong.
你爸爸也錯了 So was yours.
小愛 Oh, Al.
如果我親你的話 你會有多尷尬 How much would it embarrass you if I kissed you right now?
超級尷尬 I think a lot.
那盡快回家后再說 As soon as we get home.
好的 我很期待呢 Okay, I look forward to it.
施維爾博士 我冷落你 Dr. Schveer, I shun you.
你被冷落了 You are shunned.
朋友們 為了說下面這段話我等了35年 My friends, it's taken me over 35 years to say these words...
今天是巨人隊的開場日 it's opening day for the Giants
球場已經爆滿了 and we've got a capacity crowd.
巨人隊已經出場 Giants are out in the field.
打擊率0.290的查理·納茲尼克 There's Charlie "The Naz" Naznic batting .290,
綽號"納茲"正站在擊球區準備擊球 takes his stance at the plate.
是的 阿蒂 看看納茲能否帶領其隊獲勝 Yes, Art. Let's see if Naz can get his team out of a jam.
好的 特納 來看看戰況 Okay, Turner, here's the action.
納茲擊球 Naz swings!
連木頭也一起擊中了 He gets some wood on that one!
重擊球的飛向了巴克·西蒙斯 Hard drive to Barker Simmons.
槽糕 球穿過他雙腿了 Ooh! It's through his legs.
沃爾特斯撿到球了 不 沃爾特斯又丟了 Walters has it. No, Walters loses it.
謝爾曼把手套摘下了 Sherman's got a glove down.
不是吧 他在挖鼻屎了 No, he stopped to pick his nose.
道格拉斯正坐在地上脫鞋子 Now, Douglas is sitting down and taking off his shoes...
比賽之前 他媽媽就告訴過我 because his mom said to me before the game...
他偶爾會去仙游 "Sometimes he's in another world."
謝爾曼還在挖他那塊挖不出來的鼻屎 Sherman still working on that thing in his nose.
老兄 那塊鼻屎給膠水粘死了 Man, that must be really packed in there!
那還用說嗎 You betcha!
納茲跑過二壘了 直指三壘 Naz rounds second, heads for third.
謝爾曼挖出來啦 他挖出來啦 Sherman has the booger! Sherman has the booger!
不敢相信 真不敢相信 I don't believe it! I do not believe it!
其他隊員都跑過去參觀了 The other players are coming over to examine it.
我在這里看得可清楚了 I can see it from here!
哇 那鼻屎大到航拍都能拍清 Wow, you could take an aerial photograph of that thing!
我確定更衣室里會有幾瓣橙子 I'm sure there's going to be orange slices in the locker room...
還有幾張紙巾 and a couple of tissues.
與此同時 納茲得分 再一次本壘打 Meanwhile, Naz scores. And that is another home run!
巨人隊一路領先 目前比分34比27 The Giants are still leading, 34 to 27.
真是開門紅啊 What a first inning!
早知道啦 You're telling me.
希望第二局打快點 I hope the second inning is shorter
因為外公我要上個廁所 because grandpa needs a bathroom break.
巴克加油 Whoo! Go Barker!
下位選手已經出場了 Our next batter is coming up to the plate.
他是三號擊球手 巴克·西蒙斯 He's number three, Barker Simmons.
巴克加油 Yeah, Barker!
這小伙子有驚人的能量 Young man with incredible power.
高3尺4寸 重41斤 Three-foot-four and 45 pounds.
他擊去游擊手那了 穿過去了 He hits it to shortstop. Oh, it's through!
巴克跑向一壘 Barker heading towards first base.
不 他往右轉了 No, he makes a right turn!
他往右轉了 He makes a right turn.
巴克 快轉回去 Barker, go back!
他跑錯方向了 He's going the wrong way.
你跑來這里干什么呢 What are you doing here?
我只是過來跟你問聲好 I just wanted to say hi.
他只是過來問聲好 He just wanted to say hi.
我還從來沒見過 Well, I don't think I've ever heard...
大伙們 轉過來 我們照張相 Turn around, everybody. Take our picture.
好的 照相 Okay, picture.
朋友 有些事還是要說說 I got to tell you friends,
你看到的只是其中的一天 this is one of those days.
氣溫25度 現場有56名瘋狂粉絲 Seventy-eight degrees, the sold out crowd of 56 fans...
爆米花的味道 還有熱狗 the smell of the popcorn, the hot dogs...
大聲羅嗦的父母 還有哭鬧的孩童 the loud pushy parents, and the crying kids.
有些事還是要說的 But I'll tell you something,
對我來說 這里再好不過了 there's no other place I'd rather be.
就如我外孫巴克今早和我說 And as my grandson Barker said to me this morning...
老兄 你的腳臭得跟奶酪一樣 "Man, your feet smell like cheese."
我是阿蒂·戴克 矮巨人隊的主播 This is Artie Decker, De Voice of the Peewee Giants...
下場比賽再見 saying see you next game!
對了 熄燈了 愛麗絲 And, lights out, Alice.
安定下來 一切明了 Settle down, it'll all be clear
請不要與魔鬼有往來 Don't pay no mind to the demons
他們會偷走你的勇氣 They fill you with fear
困難災禍 能拖垮你 The trouble, it might drag you down
若你迷失 總能清醒 If you get lost, you can always be found
要知道 你并不孤單 Just know you're not alone
我會把這變成安樂居 'Cause I'm going to make this place your home
安迪 安迪 沒紙巾了 Um... Andy? Andy, there's no paper.
誰能幫我把五塊換成五張一塊的嗎 Anyone have five singles for a five?